Naked Gymnast Weekend - Chapter One
To The Reader: There are multiple chapters to this story which I’ll post in a timely way so as to not leave you waiting or hanging. Thank you for reading it, and thank you in advance for any comments you provide.
Posingstrap
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"It's sure getting colder," Chico said, looking out the sliding doors, "--but at least it's not supposed to rain."
"The sun's still hot, though," Tony said from the sofa. "It's going to be great. We can always use that wood stove, huh, Jordan?"
I brought out a round of beers. We clinked bottles and sat on my parents' beat-up cabin furniture. "As long as we cut more. My dad really gets pissed if I use his precious woodpile." I laughed then. "I swear he actually counts the logs!"
"The lake looks VERY cold," Chico's South American accent made me smile. "I just want to stay in this place."
"There's the hot tub, too," I swigged my beer. “All we have to do is switch it on."
"Really?" Chico's light-brown eyes lit up.
"See, Chico?" Tony grinned. "Now we can be Danish, like Jordie--hot tub until we're boiling to death--then jump in the lake!"
"I'll just stay inside of the tub,” Chico said. "I can't stand it, being cold! It is so COLD, here!" He shivered theatrically. "--especially close to the water!"
"You say that every year, man. How long does it take to adjust? Jeez!" Tony swigged his beer. "I've lived here less time than you, and I'm fine with it."
Chico shrugged, then drank. "Italy isn't Argentina--okay?"
He looked even smaller in the old armchair. His perfectly proportioned body was curled-up into it, like a Puma--like some kind of exotic cat.
It was great having the cabin to ourselves. "Your routine was amazing yesterday," I said to Chico.
His white teeth flashed. "Thank you. Yours was, too! You have got your dismounts to be perfect!"
I looked at Tony. "Are you really going to switch to the rings?"
He shrugged his big shoulders. "Coach said I don't have to give up the bars--but no one wants to do rings. And someone has to." His eyes were almost black, I noticed--all pupil. "Why don't you volunteer?"
I laughed. "High bar and rings go together. Parallel bars and rings are totally different! Totally." I swigged my beer. "Besides, you're built for rings. I don't have the lats for it."
"Shit,” Tony wiped his mouth. "You've got lats to die for, Jordie! Don't give me that crap!"
"I wish I could do those things,” Chico said. "The coach always say 'no' to me because I am small."
I looked at him, envying Chico's compact physique. "Well, he's full of it, man. All the spotter has to do is lift you up—once you're there, you'd be awesome!"
Tony killed his beer, watching Chico and I finish ours. "--Coach has such a thing about size. It's really stupid." He got up from the sofa. "You mind if I get three more?"
I handed him my empty, looking up at his six-foot body. "Yeah, well, just because you want to try doing floor routines,” I said.
"What's wrong with that?" Tony headed to the fridge.
"Not everyone can do it,” Chico said. "Guys like you and Jordan would get a back injury. It's easier when you're a shrimp."
"There you go again--you may be short, but you're no shrimp,” I said, admiring Chico's shoulders and arms.
Tony came around the countertop and handed out our beers. "How'd you get started in gymnastics, Jordie? They don't teach it in high school."
I took a swig, then looked at the ceiling and laughed. "If I told you the truth, I'd never hear the end of it!"
"Oh?" Chico's eyes were studying my face. "Is it a secret?"
"It's--I don't know--embarrassing, I guess." I shifted my 175 lbs. around in the chair. I smiled and shrugged.
"Wow!" Tony grinned. "What's the big deal, Jordie? I thought you'd just say the Olympics, or something."
I swallowed even more beer. "You'll just ending up mocking me."
"Of course! It's so easy!"
Even one beer has an effect on me, and we'd finished our first round way too fast. Alcohol always makes me get loose-lipped.
I stood up. "Shit. Who cares? I'm not proud. I was only twelve. We were all twelve once."
"No shit," Chico grinned. "Tony still is!"
I walked over the rug and onto the rough pine floor. I could feel their eyes on me as I knelt and rooted through the bottom shelf of a cobwebbed bookcase. It was full of magazines and yearbooks.
"This is getting interesting!" Tony called out.
"It's probably a trophy his dad won," Chico said.
"That wouldn't be embarrassing," Tony said.
I saw Chico's big brown eyes widen as I brought over the magazine I'd dug out.
"Hola!" he said up, staring at the photo on the back. "What the heck is THAT?"
I stood between the sofa and Chico's armchair, looking at the cover. "It's a 1972 copy of 'American Nudist'," I smiled. "I was twelve--and my best friend found it hidden in his sister's bedroom."
"No shit!" Tony said, his curiosity rising. "And you kept it?"
I thumped the cover. "This guy's physique made me want one just like his," I felt stupid admitting it. "And the little write-up says he's a gymnast."
"Lemme see it,” Chico said, just as Tony reached up and grabbed it.
"Holy crow! No friggin' wonder! Look at that body!"
Chico bounced out of his chair. "Wow! He sure has a hairy chest!"
"Shit," Tony laughed up at him. "So do you, man—and your pecs are even bigger."
Chico rubbed his t-shirt, still staring down. "I don't have that much hair. And I'll never have biceps that big."
"Yeah, well, that's not all that's big on this dude," Tony smirked.
I could feel my cheeks start to burn. If it's one thing I dislike, it's that I blush very easily--and being blond makes it worse.
"What are you talking about?" Chico laughed. "Yours is way bigger--so's Jordie's!"
"So's YOURS," Tony said back.
"Jesus," I said. "I knew I shouldn't have shown you this."
"Wow," Chico said to Tony. "Look at all he’s got hanging."
"Huge balls, huh?" Tony swigged some beer. "And he sure is hairy." He looked up at me. "You're both hairy down there, too--just like me." He nodded at Chico. "It's only Chico who has hair on his pecs."
"Even my ass crack has hair--not much, though," Chico giggled. "It all keeps my body warm--too bad for you guys."
Tony thumbed through the rest of the magazine, Chico sitting beside him on the sofa. They seemed totally absorbed.
I decided to return to my chair, surprised to see I was already most of the way through my second beer.
"I guess they put their 'star' on the cover. Everyone else in here looks ready for the nursing home!"
"We have a nude beach in Buenos Aries, but only the beautiful people use it," Chico said. "These old women shouldn’t be playing volleyball-- just play cards or something!"
"I could get into this," Tony finally tossed the magazine aside. "I hate wearing a jockstrap everyday." He killed his beer, with Chico not far behind.
"I never used to wear one," Chico said, fumbling with his jeans. "--not until you two forced me to!" He took Tony's empty and got up when I showed him mine.
"Get three more, please." I looked at Chico's crotch and smiled. "No one 'forced' you to, ok? We kindly pointed out that you looked like you were trying to hide a cucumber."
"Ardite!" Chico swore, hunting for more beer.
Tony laughed, knowing we were getting Chico going, "You Latinos wear pants a whole size too small," he called over. "Like you're trying to wow the babes."
"Fuck. I don't even like chicks," Chico countered. "--it's just a style!" He came in and handed around the bottles.
"Well, guys with dicks like ours have to be modest, or it looks like we're advertising," I said, the beer loosening me up more by the minute.
"So?" Chico's eyes flashed at me, then at Tony. "We aren't 'advertising' nothing out here, anyways!"
Tony burst out laughing, making Chico glare at him. "What's THAT supposed to mean, man?" He shrugged and rolled his eyes, trying to goad Chico on.
"I MEAN," Chico's face looked fiercely cute whenever we got him fired-up. "There isn't anybody OUT here, IS there, Mr. Big Guy?" He nodded at the picture window. "We don't have to wear a jock in front of each OTHER!"
I tried not to laugh. Chico's accent always grew broader when he was upset. It made Tony and I smile.
"It's not exactly a nude beach in Buenos Aries, either, Chico," Tony tipped his bottle to his full lips.
"What's THAT supposed to mean?" Chico mimicked Tony back.
I felt Tony was beginning to push Chico too far. I shrugged. "There really isn’t anyone around," I said to him. "After Labor Day, the whole place empties out." I nodded at the window. "You see any boats out there?"
Tony looked at the autumn-colored trees and mountains. Even from where I sat, I could see everyone's dock pulled up onto their lawns. "The only thing I see are some ducks," Tony said. "But that doesn't mean..."
"Hell," Chico huffed. "People in this country are so modest! In Argentina we show our bodies OFF--in Italy, the same!" He swigged his beer. "So what's your big problem?" He scoffed. "You've lived here too long, Rosario!"
Tony grinned at me. "First he complains about being so f'ing COLD--the next thing you know, he's drinking like a sailor and trying to get us to go around bareassed!"
"Shut up," Chico said, looking hurt as well as angry. "You had so many beers, too." His speech was becoming a bit slurred. "And you are the one who said you wanted to be the nuderist, or whatever they’re called," he pointed at the magazine.
Tony put his hands up in a gesture of truce. "Okay--okay, man. Calm down!" He smiled at Chico. "I apologize--OKAY? I'm sorry!"
"You don't even mean it. I can tell," Chico looked at me. "You both always make me get mad. You like that. I know it."
Tony set his beer on the floor, then got up from the sofa. His wide-shouldered body dwarfed the room. "Ok, ok, ok. Jordie, fire-up that woodstove," he said, tugging his T-shirt from his waist.
"What are you doing now?" Chico stared.
"You don't believe me when I say, 'I'm sorry'?" Tony shrugged, pulling his shirt up. "I guess I have to strip to show you I’m sincere."
Chico and I both stared at Tony's tanned, muscular abs --at how deep and muscle-stretched his navel was, carved into that taut lower belly—at the black feathering of hair disappearing inside his cock-mounded jeans. He stopped just as his t-shirt came to his big chest. "Well? Don't just sit there gawking," he said down at me. "You’re the one announcing that there's no one around…”
"Well, yeah. I did--but..." I hastily looked again at the front window.
"And YOU, Mr. Nude Beach--put your money where your mouth is!" He pulled his shirt off, his thick, pec slabs flexing as he tossed it on the floor. "You're the one who blames us for having to wear a jock!"
Chico looked shy and flustered all of a sudden. He watched Tony flex his huge, muscled biceps and shake out his arms. "Maybe it is too cold for this," Chico said, looking at me for support.
"Oh, no you don't!" Tony pointed at him. "You can't accuse me of living here too long and being too modest, and then not want to go all the way!" He reached down to unbuckle his belt. "'In Argentina, we show our bodies OFF!'" he mimicked Chico's accent.
"We should've stopped at two," I said, holding up my beer to see how much was left. "We're all getting bombed. This is nuts."
Chico was up on his feet, his face in line with Tony's pecs. He looked determined to defend his South American pride.
Tony smiled over at me, nodding down at Chico's defiant, self-absorbed stripping. I watched the mocha-toned muscles of Chico's beautifully developed, wide-shouldered back and shoulders emerge. Then I got up to see if there were wood in the stove or not.
"You, too, hotshot," Tony said to me. "You're not getting out of this."
I could already feel the blood rushing up my neck. By defending Chico, I'd ended up turning my parents' cabin into a gymnasts’ nudist colony.
"Shit," I said, lighting a match to the kindling. "I knew I shouldn't have shown you that stupid magazine!"
When I'd gotten the stove going, I turned around to find Tony and Chico standing in the middle of the room in just their jockstraps.
To The Reader: There are multiple chapters to this story which I’ll post in a timely way so as to not leave you waiting or hanging. Thank you for reading it, and thank you in advance for any comments you provide.
Posingstrap
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"It's sure getting colder," Chico said, looking out the sliding doors, "--but at least it's not supposed to rain."
"The sun's still hot, though," Tony said from the sofa. "It's going to be great. We can always use that wood stove, huh, Jordan?"
I brought out a round of beers. We clinked bottles and sat on my parents' beat-up cabin furniture. "As long as we cut more. My dad really gets pissed if I use his precious woodpile." I laughed then. "I swear he actually counts the logs!"
"The lake looks VERY cold," Chico's South American accent made me smile. "I just want to stay in this place."
"There's the hot tub, too," I swigged my beer. “All we have to do is switch it on."
"Really?" Chico's light-brown eyes lit up.
"See, Chico?" Tony grinned. "Now we can be Danish, like Jordie--hot tub until we're boiling to death--then jump in the lake!"
"I'll just stay inside of the tub,” Chico said. "I can't stand it, being cold! It is so COLD, here!" He shivered theatrically. "--especially close to the water!"
"You say that every year, man. How long does it take to adjust? Jeez!" Tony swigged his beer. "I've lived here less time than you, and I'm fine with it."
Chico shrugged, then drank. "Italy isn't Argentina--okay?"
He looked even smaller in the old armchair. His perfectly proportioned body was curled-up into it, like a Puma--like some kind of exotic cat.
It was great having the cabin to ourselves. "Your routine was amazing yesterday," I said to Chico.
His white teeth flashed. "Thank you. Yours was, too! You have got your dismounts to be perfect!"
I looked at Tony. "Are you really going to switch to the rings?"
He shrugged his big shoulders. "Coach said I don't have to give up the bars--but no one wants to do rings. And someone has to." His eyes were almost black, I noticed--all pupil. "Why don't you volunteer?"
I laughed. "High bar and rings go together. Parallel bars and rings are totally different! Totally." I swigged my beer. "Besides, you're built for rings. I don't have the lats for it."
"Shit,” Tony wiped his mouth. "You've got lats to die for, Jordie! Don't give me that crap!"
"I wish I could do those things,” Chico said. "The coach always say 'no' to me because I am small."
I looked at him, envying Chico's compact physique. "Well, he's full of it, man. All the spotter has to do is lift you up—once you're there, you'd be awesome!"
Tony killed his beer, watching Chico and I finish ours. "--Coach has such a thing about size. It's really stupid." He got up from the sofa. "You mind if I get three more?"
I handed him my empty, looking up at his six-foot body. "Yeah, well, just because you want to try doing floor routines,” I said.
"What's wrong with that?" Tony headed to the fridge.
"Not everyone can do it,” Chico said. "Guys like you and Jordan would get a back injury. It's easier when you're a shrimp."
"There you go again--you may be short, but you're no shrimp,” I said, admiring Chico's shoulders and arms.
Tony came around the countertop and handed out our beers. "How'd you get started in gymnastics, Jordie? They don't teach it in high school."
I took a swig, then looked at the ceiling and laughed. "If I told you the truth, I'd never hear the end of it!"
"Oh?" Chico's eyes were studying my face. "Is it a secret?"
"It's--I don't know--embarrassing, I guess." I shifted my 175 lbs. around in the chair. I smiled and shrugged.
"Wow!" Tony grinned. "What's the big deal, Jordie? I thought you'd just say the Olympics, or something."
I swallowed even more beer. "You'll just ending up mocking me."
"Of course! It's so easy!"
Even one beer has an effect on me, and we'd finished our first round way too fast. Alcohol always makes me get loose-lipped.
I stood up. "Shit. Who cares? I'm not proud. I was only twelve. We were all twelve once."
"No shit," Chico grinned. "Tony still is!"
I walked over the rug and onto the rough pine floor. I could feel their eyes on me as I knelt and rooted through the bottom shelf of a cobwebbed bookcase. It was full of magazines and yearbooks.
"This is getting interesting!" Tony called out.
"It's probably a trophy his dad won," Chico said.
"That wouldn't be embarrassing," Tony said.
I saw Chico's big brown eyes widen as I brought over the magazine I'd dug out.
"Hola!" he said up, staring at the photo on the back. "What the heck is THAT?"
I stood between the sofa and Chico's armchair, looking at the cover. "It's a 1972 copy of 'American Nudist'," I smiled. "I was twelve--and my best friend found it hidden in his sister's bedroom."
"No shit!" Tony said, his curiosity rising. "And you kept it?"
I thumped the cover. "This guy's physique made me want one just like his," I felt stupid admitting it. "And the little write-up says he's a gymnast."
"Lemme see it,” Chico said, just as Tony reached up and grabbed it.
"Holy crow! No friggin' wonder! Look at that body!"
Chico bounced out of his chair. "Wow! He sure has a hairy chest!"
"Shit," Tony laughed up at him. "So do you, man—and your pecs are even bigger."
Chico rubbed his t-shirt, still staring down. "I don't have that much hair. And I'll never have biceps that big."
"Yeah, well, that's not all that's big on this dude," Tony smirked.
I could feel my cheeks start to burn. If it's one thing I dislike, it's that I blush very easily--and being blond makes it worse.
"What are you talking about?" Chico laughed. "Yours is way bigger--so's Jordie's!"
"So's YOURS," Tony said back.
"Jesus," I said. "I knew I shouldn't have shown you this."
"Wow," Chico said to Tony. "Look at all he’s got hanging."
"Huge balls, huh?" Tony swigged some beer. "And he sure is hairy." He looked up at me. "You're both hairy down there, too--just like me." He nodded at Chico. "It's only Chico who has hair on his pecs."
"Even my ass crack has hair--not much, though," Chico giggled. "It all keeps my body warm--too bad for you guys."
Tony thumbed through the rest of the magazine, Chico sitting beside him on the sofa. They seemed totally absorbed.
I decided to return to my chair, surprised to see I was already most of the way through my second beer.
"I guess they put their 'star' on the cover. Everyone else in here looks ready for the nursing home!"
"We have a nude beach in Buenos Aries, but only the beautiful people use it," Chico said. "These old women shouldn’t be playing volleyball-- just play cards or something!"
"I could get into this," Tony finally tossed the magazine aside. "I hate wearing a jockstrap everyday." He killed his beer, with Chico not far behind.
"I never used to wear one," Chico said, fumbling with his jeans. "--not until you two forced me to!" He took Tony's empty and got up when I showed him mine.
"Get three more, please." I looked at Chico's crotch and smiled. "No one 'forced' you to, ok? We kindly pointed out that you looked like you were trying to hide a cucumber."
"Ardite!" Chico swore, hunting for more beer.
Tony laughed, knowing we were getting Chico going, "You Latinos wear pants a whole size too small," he called over. "Like you're trying to wow the babes."
"Fuck. I don't even like chicks," Chico countered. "--it's just a style!" He came in and handed around the bottles.
"Well, guys with dicks like ours have to be modest, or it looks like we're advertising," I said, the beer loosening me up more by the minute.
"So?" Chico's eyes flashed at me, then at Tony. "We aren't 'advertising' nothing out here, anyways!"
Tony burst out laughing, making Chico glare at him. "What's THAT supposed to mean, man?" He shrugged and rolled his eyes, trying to goad Chico on.
"I MEAN," Chico's face looked fiercely cute whenever we got him fired-up. "There isn't anybody OUT here, IS there, Mr. Big Guy?" He nodded at the picture window. "We don't have to wear a jock in front of each OTHER!"
I tried not to laugh. Chico's accent always grew broader when he was upset. It made Tony and I smile.
"It's not exactly a nude beach in Buenos Aries, either, Chico," Tony tipped his bottle to his full lips.
"What's THAT supposed to mean?" Chico mimicked Tony back.
I felt Tony was beginning to push Chico too far. I shrugged. "There really isn’t anyone around," I said to him. "After Labor Day, the whole place empties out." I nodded at the window. "You see any boats out there?"
Tony looked at the autumn-colored trees and mountains. Even from where I sat, I could see everyone's dock pulled up onto their lawns. "The only thing I see are some ducks," Tony said. "But that doesn't mean..."
"Hell," Chico huffed. "People in this country are so modest! In Argentina we show our bodies OFF--in Italy, the same!" He swigged his beer. "So what's your big problem?" He scoffed. "You've lived here too long, Rosario!"
Tony grinned at me. "First he complains about being so f'ing COLD--the next thing you know, he's drinking like a sailor and trying to get us to go around bareassed!"
"Shut up," Chico said, looking hurt as well as angry. "You had so many beers, too." His speech was becoming a bit slurred. "And you are the one who said you wanted to be the nuderist, or whatever they’re called," he pointed at the magazine.
Tony put his hands up in a gesture of truce. "Okay--okay, man. Calm down!" He smiled at Chico. "I apologize--OKAY? I'm sorry!"
"You don't even mean it. I can tell," Chico looked at me. "You both always make me get mad. You like that. I know it."
Tony set his beer on the floor, then got up from the sofa. His wide-shouldered body dwarfed the room. "Ok, ok, ok. Jordie, fire-up that woodstove," he said, tugging his T-shirt from his waist.
"What are you doing now?" Chico stared.
"You don't believe me when I say, 'I'm sorry'?" Tony shrugged, pulling his shirt up. "I guess I have to strip to show you I’m sincere."
Chico and I both stared at Tony's tanned, muscular abs --at how deep and muscle-stretched his navel was, carved into that taut lower belly—at the black feathering of hair disappearing inside his cock-mounded jeans. He stopped just as his t-shirt came to his big chest. "Well? Don't just sit there gawking," he said down at me. "You’re the one announcing that there's no one around…”
"Well, yeah. I did--but..." I hastily looked again at the front window.
"And YOU, Mr. Nude Beach--put your money where your mouth is!" He pulled his shirt off, his thick, pec slabs flexing as he tossed it on the floor. "You're the one who blames us for having to wear a jock!"
Chico looked shy and flustered all of a sudden. He watched Tony flex his huge, muscled biceps and shake out his arms. "Maybe it is too cold for this," Chico said, looking at me for support.
"Oh, no you don't!" Tony pointed at him. "You can't accuse me of living here too long and being too modest, and then not want to go all the way!" He reached down to unbuckle his belt. "'In Argentina, we show our bodies OFF!'" he mimicked Chico's accent.
"We should've stopped at two," I said, holding up my beer to see how much was left. "We're all getting bombed. This is nuts."
Chico was up on his feet, his face in line with Tony's pecs. He looked determined to defend his South American pride.
Tony smiled over at me, nodding down at Chico's defiant, self-absorbed stripping. I watched the mocha-toned muscles of Chico's beautifully developed, wide-shouldered back and shoulders emerge. Then I got up to see if there were wood in the stove or not.
"You, too, hotshot," Tony said to me. "You're not getting out of this."
I could already feel the blood rushing up my neck. By defending Chico, I'd ended up turning my parents' cabin into a gymnasts’ nudist colony.
"Shit," I said, lighting a match to the kindling. "I knew I shouldn't have shown you that stupid magazine!"
When I'd gotten the stove going, I turned around to find Tony and Chico standing in the middle of the room in just their jockstraps.