Cock so big it looks MACY’s department store mannequin
stuffed with blue underwear
that looks tailored and customized just for him too!
What’s sexy
about this?
Him?!!! Or the underwear?
What the hell is not sexy about this?
He’s the one at the pool/beach every guy is gonna be looking
at all day with his sexy
pubes poppin’ out! The
guy you’ve just started dating smacks you and hits you and says “Why don’t you just fuck him then?!”
“Excuse me? My boyfriend wants to talk to you. Let me introduce you.” (Pointing in the opposite direction) “That’s him over there. Yeah him over there hiding in the bushes by the bar. I think he wants to suck your dick too. I’ll give you his personal line! Good luck
with that and congratulations!”
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through all his fur.
