Post-game NBA locker room interviews used to be so hot. You could tell that lots of players loved to show off their bodies, and in the background you’d sometimes get glimpses of nudity or sexy horseplay, or even just guys using body lotion or deodorant lol. But now it seems the televised locker room stuff has gotten so conservative and boring; they’ve always got a wall behind them, and they’re shot so tight you’re lucky to see a bare clavicle. Our culture is so fucking homophobic and terrified of the human body.