Noah samsen

[Getwithgg]

I find this guy utterly insufferable, but I can't help but notice how hot he is. I wish every guy wasn't so obsessed with becoming a 6 pack gym bro though, I swear to god they're hotter with some thickness. Also thank god he chopped off that nasty mullet.

I like Noah but I will say that after you watch him for a while he begins to come off more insincere/in-genuine but maybe that's not true who knows....the mullet was hot but wow the buzz is so hot why haven't he gotten a shirtless pic with buzz ugh...and Noah's body is so hot stop it

 

[ViolentRainbow]

Ok well whatever. I just want to say that watching him clean this bathroom bare foot did something for me.

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[mineiscrafted]

Why is he insufferable? He’s better than those right wing roided out gym bros to me

some gay men have a fetish for right wing homophobes, there's a fetish for everything i guess

 

[Focusedfist]

some gay men have a fetish for right wing homophobes, there's a fetish for everything i guess

clock it

 

[Kittenqueen666]

some gay men have a fetish for right wing homophobes, there's a fetish for everything i guess

This site is full of them

 

[Nahdudeno1]

Bump

 

[Onyankopon_23]

Smol treat. Wish he'd post more shirtless pics with his chest hair grown in. I see that fur peeking up, sir

 

[buzzkillbuddha]

He is really attractive, sometimes even making me feel feral......then I remember the age difference and it kind of kills the fun in being horned up.

But yeah, I respect his fitness journey. Great physique. If he gets thicc and let's the hair grow in....

 

[Getwithgg]

He is really attractive, sometimes even making me feel feral......then I remember the age difference and it kind of kills the fun in being horned up.

But yeah, I respect his fitness journey. Great physique. If he gets thicc and let's the hair grow in....

Age difference? Do tell lol

 

[nick9182]

Omg he’s on dating apps

 

[Focusedfist]

Omg he’s on dating appsView attachment 170662291

Not sure why this diva (the person who made the post on reddit, not the person I am replying to) made such a big deal of it. Like just shoot your shot, don't post about it and ruin your chances smh

 

[RadicalDreamers]

Not sure why this diva (the person who made the post on reddit, not the person I am replying to) made such a big deal of it. Like just shoot your shot, don't post about it and ruin your chances smh

Oh, it's much, much more psychotic than that...

Learned about the full context about this post through a Twitter post, wish I didn't tbh:
Enter at your own risk

 

[Genjinokimi]

Oh, it's much, much more psychotic than that...

Learned about the full context about this post through a Twitter post, wish I didn't tbh:
Enter at your own risk

Disgusting.

 

[BladeOfAusterity]

Oh, it's much, much more psychotic than that...

Learned about the full context about this post through a Twitter post, wish I didn't tbh:
Enter at your own risk

Wait, what did he allegedly do to his ex?

I’ll take it with a grain of salt coming from an Ethan Klein fan. But I never heard of any allegations against him of any wrongdoing. I wonder if it’s just a vague “he was a shitty boyfriend” story or something more serious.

 

[throwawayidk40]

Oh, it's much, much more psychotic than that...

Learned about the full context about this post through a Twitter post, wish I didn't tbh:
Enter at your own risk

Most sane parasocialite

 

[RadicalDreamers]

Wait, what did he allegedly do to his ex?

I’ll take it with a grain of salt coming from an Ethan Klein fan. But I never heard of any allegations against him of any wrongdoing. I wonder if it’s just a vague “he was a shitty boyfriend” story or something more serious.

Yeah, IDK much about the ex stuff 'cause I wasn't following it but seeing as it's coming from the same type of crazy that wants to stalk and harass a stranger on behalf of their favourite content creator (who is also a stranger) I wouldn't put much weight to it, like you said.

 

[kkllr21]

Lol anyone who's an Ethan Klein fan is clearly a disturbed pro genocide PoS so who cares.

It's a very good profile pic for him though

 

[Genjinokimi]

The ex was on H3H3 podcast. Ethan wanted desperately to extract some compromat from her but all that she said was that Noah was self centered. She was bitter but it was nothing crazy. Ethan was visibly disappointed.

 

[Onyankopon_23]

Can't believe it took a bitter ex and a crazy stalker for a pro genocide content creator to reveal what we knew already: Noah fucks

Jealous of those that get to empty those nads. I wouldn't waste a drop

 

[Kittenqueen666]

Literally what …? I’m so confused