Photos & Videos Noah Williams (british Diver)

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Noah hasn't posted much this year, probably because he's focused on training and competing for the Olympics!

Live right now on the BBC is the European mixed team final, not sure if/how long it's available after:

Watch: European Diving Championships - GB in mixed team final

I’ve been wondering why he hasn’t been posting much either… maybe he got told off for some of his posts (his humor is quite “ladish”). Maybe keeping clean and trying to attract a sponsor.

 

[trsfl83]

^ I was curious about that, too. Some of his TikTok posts were a bit cringeworthy, making some jokes that could probably get you cancelled as a public figure. I also wondered if having a girlfriend impacted that, as sometimes boys disappear from social media when they start seriously dating. He used to post a ton online.

 

[Magdi_Dasht]

 

[GroveLad]

 

[bexrules]

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This right here is why I’m homosexual.

 

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Hope Tom took careful measurements…

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[GroveLad]

Hope Tom took careful measurements…

Ok - er…so, who makes a penis sock/warmer as a present? Is this something all the youngsters are doing these days? Does every young guy have a drawer full of penis socks?

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

How very naughty of Tom

 

[MisterBrightside]

So how many inches do we reckon that is? Seems a little small, but then again, I suppose it’s not for when Noah’s hard?

 

[Chrisdude71]

So how many inches do we reckon that is? Seems a little small, but then again, I suppose it’s not for when Noah’s hard?

Far too big for him when soft as his speedos pics prove, definitely designed for him when hard and the wool will stretch too. I presume Tom will fit it on him to make sure it fits properly.

 

[GroveLad]

Far too big for him when soft as his speedos pics prove, definitely designed for him when hard and the wool will stretch too. I presume Tom will fit it on him to make sure it fits properly.

So what’s the etiquette when receiving a penis sock? Are you supposed to model it for the person who gave it to you? Do you model it when your cock is soft or hard? If hard, is it ok to stand there and play with your cock till you’ve got a boner or do you have to go somewhere private, get a stiffy, then come back with the sock on your hard on?
As you can see, I find the technicalities of this whole thing fascinating haha.

 

[GroveLad]

Amazing what a little Googling will turn up at 3 o’clock in the morning when you can’t sleep…

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So Tom Daley has made one of these for his team mate Noah Williams for his birthday. I’m now pretty certain that every fantasy I’ve ever had about Team GB divers is 100% true. They’re all at it like knives haha.

 

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lol

 

[borja_098]

Is he gay or straight?

 

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Is he gay or straight?

Very straight. But he’s also kind of a lad, so with his humor and homoerotic behavior it’s hard to tell the difference sometimes lol.

 

[borja_098]

Very straight. But he’s also kind of a lad, so with his humor and homoerotic behavior it’s hard to tell the difference sometimes lol.

It's hard to think that someone is very straight wearing those mini speedos

 

[leoingenium]

It's hard to think that someone is very straight wearing those mini speedos

You mean their uniforms? Which they must wear to compete?
A slightly less idiotic argument is "hard to imagine wearing these Speedos but remaining straight" but still pretty fucking idiotic.

 

[borja_098]

You mean their uniforms? Which they must wear to compete?
A slightly less idiotic argument is "hard to imagine wearing these Speedos but remaining straight" but still pretty fucking idiotic.

Wtf? Did I say something bad about the swimsuits? They are one of my fetishes! And no, these are not like a uniform, there are other models that they can use from speedo that are more non-sexy

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

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Gorgeous

 

[GroveLad]

Wtf? Did I say something bad about the swimsuits? They are one of my fetishes! And no, these are not like a uniform, there are other models that they can use from speedo that are more non-sexy

Divers wear speedos to help with the judging of their dives. A dive off a 10m platform lasts about 1.5secs - the judges need to be able to see a diver’s position all the way down. It is easier to assess the various moves a diver has to make - pike, tuck, twist etc - when you can see as much flesh as possible. If divers wore a pair of racers - like swimmers do - the judges might not be able to see if the legs are being held together or if there’s a gap.

Basically, the best ‘uniform’ for divers would be the cock sock that Tom knitted for Noah - that way the judges could see the whole of a diver’s torso throughout the dive. Perhaps we could suggest that to FINA?