Honestly just copying and pasting this everywhere I can to raise awareness.
DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THANE RIVERS
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Performer Name: Thane Rivers Daily AND Thane Rivers Viking Lumbersnack
OnlyFans Account: linked in review
Cost to Join: TRD- $20,
TRVLS- Free w/ $20/video solos
Ratings
Overall Rating -- 2.5/5
Value -- Not worth it unless you like simple teasing or PPV solos.
Frequency -- Posts regularly, will give him that
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Responsiveness -- Was blocked when expressed my grievances, so we'll go with 0 for responsiveness
Explicitness -- Rated TV:MA by today's standards
VIP Services -- No.
Written Review
Okay, so I just subscribed. "Not worth it" is not enough to describe the level of grift this is.
He popped up on my IG the other day and I could immediately tell he had an OF. I have a thing for the grizzly, mountain man aesthetic, so I did my googling and found his
PornHub page. Simple, newer page- a few of the "Hello/Goodnight, Sexy" posts (25 - 40 seconds) with a bit of under the pants teasing + moans. I figured that he was using this as a teaser/promotion for his OnlyFans page. To me, the teasing content was hot enough for me to dust off my OnlyFans account and join his 'free' onlyfans page that I found.
That should have been my first red flag.
The
free onlyfans page (the name of this thread) is the base account. I gathered that this is where he started the whole "GM/GN, Sexy" thing as there are several of them, along with some 'grunting excessively in the gym videos', throughout (25-40 seconds). Also scattered about are posts linking to his second page,
Thane Rivers Daily, which at $20/month presents itself as the X-rated version of his OG page. I assumed for that price point, the priced page would include the full flow of events: walk up, solo actions, cum, gm/gn sexy, walk off (as shown in the freebie I was given below). There are several fuller length solo videos advertised also for $20 on his main page also linking/advertising his paid page, belaboring my thought that the $20 page is where it's at.
That should have been my second red flag.
After spending $20, I unlocked 101 R-rated -AT BEST- versions of what can be found on any of his accessible pages online- a man standing in his front yard teasing his cock. Yes, you get to see his full penis. That is all. The videos on the paid page are no more that 1:30. Within that time he is seen walking up with or without his penis out, rubs it and moans for about 30-40, says his little schtick, then walks off. That is literally it. None of the videos linked are found on the $20 page, which means that he's charging $20 a pop for solo videos on the free page + $20/month for semi-solo videos on a separate page.
I rarely use OnlyFans to find my amateur porn, especially after getting rid of Twitter this year, so when I came across him I got pretty stoked for a potentially hot new find. He is very handsome, nicely shaped and sized penis, and has a hot voice but this whole experience gave me serious ick. I honestly don't even want to fuck with OF anymore if they're going to let people pull shit like this. I started out watching the videos with a rager and ended my scroll-thru with raging anger and a soft cock.
I can't justify letting a month go by and literally not watching any of his content past today.
Disputing the charge and unfollowing his accounts- what a let down!