Owen Wilson

Sorry, but I HATE Owen Wilson. I can imagine hell is a place where I woud be trapped in a small space with Owen Wilson. HATE HIM! Hate him. In movies, in interviews, in articles, his voice, his face, et al. Hate him.
 
Yeah, he's got a nice butt. Must be cold water there. (Shrinkage!!) Because I used to live next door to Woody and he's VERY well hung.
No, I didn't have sex with him. He's straight. But he's not shy and I saw him in some sexual situations.
 
I remember a scene in Wildcats (goldie hawn movie) where a young Woodie is in white briefs and he's got a clearly defined VPL bulge happening.

I haven't seen that movie since it was in the cinema, so it might've just been my hormone-induced teenage mind. (but I don't think so -- netflix, here I come)