Parker Lanosa

[mcusaaaa]

This guy is the biggest meme on the internet

 

[Italiano452]

He's a parody of himself and he doesn't even know it.

If somebody decided to do a running caricature of an entitled rich kid who thinks he's hot shit but in reality is just a giant tool who oozes douchiness and makes everyone cringe, it would look exactly like Parker.

 

[Leyrepolit]

Hay videos de el?

 

[Babblebop]

I want to lick his abs so badly omg
His sweat prob tastes so good View attachment 86917411View attachment 86917421

Okay tasting sweat is just weird

 

[Babblebop]

playing with it

Tyy

 

[Babblebop]

Oh he definitely can take dick. he is the type of guy that has been using objects and fingers in his ass since the beginning. Trust me, anyone that is so obsessed with themselves, the feeling of being desired, the way he plays with his own cum like a pro, twerking like he does for strangers on the daily, just dying for attention wants so bad to be wanted and has spent A LOT of time playing with their bootihole. i Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s put some very large things inside. Also the whole Bible thing makes him more anal prone imho. classic overcompensation.

Bruh he's a top, not a bottom

 

[Babblebop]

How do you know he can even take dick? He would just scream like a bitch and push you off.

He's a top, not a bottom

 

[Babblebop]

Bruh he's a top

Pounding that ass 10 mins straight until I blow my fat load in his tight hole

 

[Babblebop]

I just threw up in my mouth.
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Maybe Parker just needs a proper in his
Anyone care to volunteer?

He's a top bru

 

[vapefeen]

He's a top bru

he’s straight bru

 

[deleted22912441]

He’s def a bottom

 

[Aguyfromnowhere]

Yeah... I know it ain't his dick. But WTF is it? Maybe a butt plug he's storing for later?
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Gosh i love this forum! You guys saved me lot a money! At first i considered subscribing, glad i came here first.

 

[riomeh7]

Exclusive leaked picture of Parker's dick

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Need it

 

[Michael894]

I’m curious as well. He comes across as toxically straight. His tiktok live was titled “looking for a bf”

When guys say "Looking for a Boyfriend" if you ask them in chat they say, "Oh, I forgot the ?" In other words, He's asking viewers if they are "Looking for a Boyfriend?" meaning do fans want Parker to be their Boyfriend. It's a tease to the guys watching if that makes any sense.

 

[5419721]

does it show his dick in the vid?

no

 

[ProportionalResponse]

He's a top bru

I feel like we found Parker’s LPSG account haha

 

[JamesMorgan]

He’s so gorgeous like he’s actually goon material

 

[Italiano452]

If someone told you Parker's instagram was a parody account, you'd have to think twice before denying it.

Surely no one can be this lacking in self-awareness.

 

[idek2424]

lol i noticed on tiktok that he hangs with that sugar daddy that flies KB out.

 

[altmanblu]

lol i noticed on tiktok that he hangs with that sugar daddy that flies KB out.

Mike