Parker Lanosa

That’s really him?
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It’s is really him but I’m not paying 100$ for a few second video but someone wanna pay for it’s ill send it to them and I’ll look at it for free I already wasted money paying for his onlyfans but I messaged him and asked why there was no dick pics on his onkyfans that is no better then his Twitter and this was what he sent back
 
I'm sure an obnoxious, entitled nobody who lives with his parents and reposts reels of Lamborghinis and Rolexes so he can make-believe he's a millionaire is high on the paparazzi's target list.
Not you reading parker like that. What brought this on? Lol
 
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He's starting to look... older... but not in a good way. Like he looks like he's the age where he could have teenage kids and a well invested 401K.

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I’m so sorry, are we looking at the same picture???? He has not a SINGLE wrinkle on his face, hands, or body. He has maybe one crease under his eye from his eye socket. He literally looks like he’s in his early 20s AT MOST.
 
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The look he should be more concerned with is plastering all over his Instagram all week how he's on his parent-paid trip to Europe with his mommy and flaunting all the designer stuff she's buying FOR him. His self-awareness is non-existent - especially as someone who regularly preens about and hard work and success and winner mentality (despite graduating from high school like .3 minutes ago).

Mooching off mommy's Mastercard isn't the flex he seems to think it is.
 
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I’m so sorry, are we looking at the same picture???? He has not a SINGLE wrinkle on his face, hands, or body. He has maybe one crease under his eye from his eye socket. He literally looks like he’s in his early 20s AT MOST.
Mostly referring to the old man cut and the fact he already has Botox. You can see it well around the eyes in this pic.

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And if you say nooo that's not Botox, I'm in my 40s. I've seen enough Botox in my work place to know when they've gotten it. :joy:
 
Im 18 years old have the same thing and havnt done botox in my life so it doesn’t necessarily mean that he had botox like i genuinely have big cheekbones
It's not the cheek bones. It's the frozen area at the cheeks and around the eyes now. Something someone of your "age" has probably not encountered.