and I dreamed that Phil Foden was my boyfriend lolI just woke up from a dream that Phil had started an OnlyFans, it was mainly for his feet but he also gave live viewings of the locker room and his team mates getting massages from the physios. Woke up and went to check and then got very disappointed that it wasn't true.
They’d never get anyone remotely close to the calibre of fodenI can almost hear "Hung Young Brit" saying "We've got this horny young chav coming round, he desperately wants to get spitroasted"