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over13inches: [quote author=extremely-huge link=board=youth;num=1078235089;start=20#33 date=03/28/04 at 14:21:05]thanks over_13_inches, now everybody could easy see my pic, i promised it and i put my photo on it, i hope everyone puts his pic on a site where all members can watch it.[/quote]

erm....I only pointed out the URL - not actually agreed that your photo was real...plus - just scroll up a little and ye shall find the original person...
 
bluefrogtool: that site has to have some of the worst photoshop work i have ever seen...

how you could be proud of having your "real" image there is barely credible.......
 
So, extremely-huge is extremely busted. Dude, here's a clue: next time you decide to fake it by stealing someone else's morphed photo, look around at several different sites first. There are some first rate PhotoShop artists out there, but they're not at metabods.com. The photo you posted is pathetically cheesy. Did you really think that would fool anyone? I think I can hear an extremely huge collective *PLONK*!
 
bluefrogtool: personally....my dick is plenty big, so jealousy is not an issue...

mostly cause if I have trouble having sex with what I got (11.5), i can't imagine the problems 16 inches would induce.

extreme...im not questioning your size, quite frankly i dont give a shit. however, the only place where you posted your "pic", which was of some other guy, was a clearly doctored pic on a site dedicated to FAKE PICS.

honestly, i dont think anyone here cares at this point what you have, but i have to admit...you could have used a more credible site, to further your cause.

hell, it would have taken you 3 seconds to post your pic on the LPSG site......
 
First off, AND FOREMOST......, what do you expect posting a pic in a site reputed for morphing? So unless you got something tangible besides a trick photography snapshot, stop wasting bandwith, and admit you got caught with your pants down, and there wasn't what you wanted people to think there was.
 
XH can easily come up with a new ID. Other than that, it was a wonderful plonk.

Waitress :
... or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with
a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner
with shallots and aubergines garnished
with truffle pate ,
brandy and with a fried egg on top and Plonk .
Wife :
Have you got anything without Plonk ?
Waitress :
Well , there's Plonk
egg sausage and Plonk ,
that's not got much Plonk in it .
Wife :
I don't want ANY Plonk !
Man :
Why can't she have egg bacon Plonk and sausage ?
Wife :
THAT'S got Plonk in it !
Man :
Hasn't got as much Plonk in it as Plonk
egg sausage and Plonk , has it ?
Vikings :
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk
[ crescendo through next few lines ]
Wife :
Could you do the egg bacon Plonk
and sausage without the Plonk then ?
Waitress :
Urgghh !
Wife :
What do you mean ' Urgghh ' ? I don't like Plonk !
Vikings :
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk !
Waitress :
Shut up !
Vikings :
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk !
Waitress :
Shut up ! [ Vikings stop ] Bloody Vikings !
You can't have egg bacon Plonk and sausage
without the Plonk .
Wife [ shrieks ] :
I don't like Plonk !
Man :
Sshh , dear , don't cause a fuss .
I'll have your Plonk . I love it .
I'm having Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk
Plonk Plonk Plonk
beaked beans Plonk Plonk Plonk
and Plonk !
Vikings [ singing ] :
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk .
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk !
Waitress :
Shut up !! Baked beans are off .
Man :
Well could I have her Plonk
instead of the baked beans then ?
Waitress :
You mean Plonk Plonk
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk ...
[ but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words ]
Vikings [ singing elaborately ] :
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk .
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk ! Plonk
Plo-o-o-o-o-onk ! Plonk
Plo-o-o-o-o-onk ! Plonk .
Lovely Plonk ! Lovely Plonk !
Lovely Plonk ! Lovely Plonk !
Lovely Plonk ! Plonk Plonk
Plonk Plonk !
 
Javierdude22: :D Haha...that is the weirdest yet funniest shit yet man...
 
[quote author=Javierdude24 link=board=youth;num=1078235089;start=40#50 date=03/31/04 at 18:06:58] :D Haha...that is the weirdest yet funniest shit yet man...[/quote]
Monty Python's always weird and funny. Originally, it was about spam.
 
[quote author=jonb link=board=youth;num=1078235089;start=40#49 date=03/31/04 at 17:31:03]XH can easily come up with a new ID. Other than that, it was a wonderful plonk.

Waitress :
 ... or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with
   a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner
     with shallots and aubergines garnished
       with truffle pate ,
         brandy and with a fried egg on top and  Plonk .
Wife :
 Have you got anything without  Plonk ?
Waitress :
 Well ,  there's  Plonk
   egg sausage and  Plonk ,
     that's not got much  Plonk  in it .
Wife :
 I don't want ANY  Plonk !
Man :
 Why can't she have egg bacon  Plonk  and sausage ?
Wife :
 THAT'S got  Plonk  in it !
Man :
 Hasn't got as much  Plonk  in it as Plonk  
   egg sausage and  Plonk ,  has it ?
Vikings :
 Plonk   Plonk   Plonk   Plonk
 [ crescendo through next few lines ]
Wife :
 Could you do the egg bacon  Plonk  
   and sausage without the  Plonk  then ?
Waitress :
 Urgghh !
Wife :
 What do you mean  ' Urgghh ' ?  I don't like  Plonk !
Vikings :
 Lovely  Plonk !  Wonderful  Plonk !
Waitress :
 Shut up !
Vikings :
 Lovely  Plonk !  Wonderful  Plonk !
Waitress :
 Shut up !  [ Vikings stop ]  Bloody Vikings !
 You can't have egg bacon  Plonk  and sausage
   without the  Plonk .
Wife  [ shrieks ] :
 I don't like  Plonk !
Man :
 Sshh ,  dear ,  don't cause a fuss .
 I'll have your  Plonk .  I love it .
   I'm having  Plonk   Plonk   Plonk   Plonk
     Plonk   Plonk   Plonk  
       beaked beans  Plonk  Plonk   Plonk
         and  Plonk !
Vikings  [ singing ] :
 Plonk   Plonk   Plonk   Plonk .
   Lovely  Plonk !  Wonderful  Plonk !
Waitress :
 Shut up !!  Baked beans are off .
Man :
 Well could I have her  Plonk  
   instead of the baked beans then ?
Waitress :
 You mean  Plonk   Plonk
   Plonk   Plonk  Plonk   Plonk ...  
   [ but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words ]
Vikings  [ singing elaborately ] :
 Plonk   Plonk   Plonk   Plonk .  
   Lovely  Plonk !  Wonderful Plonk !   Plonk
     Plo-o-o-o-o-onk !  Plonk  
       Plo-o-o-o-o-onk !  Plonk .
 Lovely  Plonk !  Lovely  Plonk !
   Lovely  Plonk !  Lovely  Plonk !
     Lovely  Plonk !  Plonk   Plonk
       Plonk   Plonk ![/quote]

On the other hand, beans make me plonk.

Pecker

There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on - just make sure the car door is closed.
 
Javierdude22: [quote author=Pecker link=board=youth;num=1078235089;start=40#52 date=03/31/04 at 18:58:03]

On the other hand, beans make me plonk.
[/quote]

Haha :D ...it's a good night
 
over13inches:
Monty Python's always weird and funny.
Click to expand...

(Witches scene in the Holy Grail)

She turned me into a newt!!!

<pause>

A newt?

Well....I got better....

:D
 
And now for something completely different...

OH, I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!

Chorus:

(HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OKAY,
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavo-try!
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!

Chorus:

(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE EATS HIS LUNCH, HE GOES TO THE LAVO-TRY!
ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, AND HAS BUTTERED SCONES FOR TEA!)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!

Chorus:

(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE SKIPS AND JUMPS, HE LIKES TO PRESS WILD FLOWERS!
HE PUTS ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING AND HANGS AROUND IN BARS! (in that last 'around
in bars' one person's voice rises incredulously))

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear poppar!

Chorus:

(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE WEARS HIGH HEELS, SUSPENDERS AND A BRA?!?! (cries
of derision, like "lousy faggot!"))

Piano:

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!
 
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