Please rate my duck

[Calboner]

My dog has a nice duck

That is fowl play, you cur.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

That is fowl play, you cur.

so shut his mouth with duck tape, there, Cal!

 

[fun4812]

I'm ducking waiting

 

[parchissi]

...out for a duck....

 

[bc_chica]

GONE: Duck Hunting .....

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I've just won a race against a rabbit, a goose, a pheasant and a duck.

I guess I'm ahead of the game.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

My dog has a nice duckView attachment 406455

I believe your dog thinks it's a duck.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I believe your dog thinks it's a duck.

poor pooch is quackers then

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

With all the "FOWL" jokes flying around here, its a fucking wonder we haven't been shot at yet.lol

 

[Calboner]

Not a duck but a giant cock. (Probably has been posted before.)

 

[ignatius4446z]

I was Peking at your duck and it gave me a Mallard on, so I want to buy it. Please send me the bill.

 

[589189]

mine is huge and getting a nice big tug.....
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/da...k-in-hong-kong-4-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

 

[deleted957600]

Your duck looks perfect and I'm jealous I don't have one.

 

[185248]

A little pigeon toed for a duck, your duck could be suffering from an identity disorder. Take your duck to a Quack immediately.

 

[Calboner]

Quack quack. Quack quack quack. Quack.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

This whole thread is quacked up.

 

[fun4812]

I wanna snick up on your duck

 

[185248]

I was thinking the duck looks a little bored......is that what they mean by Duckboard?

 

[french_toast]

It's too pale. Other than that, it's great !
9/10

 

[203602]

So what do you all think of my duck? (Photo attached.)

the duck's nice, but the dong's better.