Prince harry 'manspread' !

[chrisrobin]

An unnamed palace source says that H lost his virginity when his father paid his protection officer to get him a courtesan previously used by the palace. He did indeed meet her in a pub, in Soho, and went back to her "abode" where she did the deed. As for it being in the countryside maybe he is remembering the wall mural of fields in the reception room. The lady in question did say it was one of the shortest times she'd spent and that W had taken a long longer.
As for his sexual performance I think he's confused with Meghan Thee Stallion!

 

[Frenchie_D]

I think this whole project with the TV series and book release is to clear the slate and basically take control of the narrative away from the tabloids much like his mother attempted to do in the 90s. Considering the very public and endless debate about whether or not they have been trimmed, throwing it out there certainly stops the conversation and keeps people from trying to find out IE he just took back control of that narrative... I mean nowadays what man cares whether or not someone knows... especially since it's a royal custom i think confirming it as odd as it seems is probably proper protocol especially considering they're confirming that the heir is coming sooner than later. William certainly won't have to wait as long as his father did to bare the burden.

I think the plan is simply to make a lot of easy money.

 

[DAVE08114]

Maybe he'll be on Dr Phil next.
What's left but cheap regional American D grade talk shows to drudge up more tumble in dog bowl fare.
For the RF, nothing beat success as the ultimate revenge.
Do your RF stuff, charities etc,. and let Mr & Mrs Markle aim for a Lifetime Movie Of the Week for a penny or two.

 

[bigjerrybieber2]

An unnamed palace source says that H lost his virginity when his father paid his protection officer to get him a courtesan previously used by the palace. He did indeed meet her in a pub, in Soho, and went back to her "abode" where she did the deed. As for it being in the countryside maybe he is remembering the wall mural of fields in the reception room. The lady in question did say it was one of the shortest times she'd spent and that W had taken a long longer.
As for his sexual performance I think he's confused with Meghan Thee Stallion!

Umm.. surely Charles didn't have to pay someone to take Harry and William's virginity? they could of have almost any woman or man they wish for but if true then that's one lucky b*tch getting both boys inside her!

 

[glansout]

This one? (Hangs right, too.)

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I am also wondering what, if anything, he is wearing under those trousers ...

 

[chrisrobin]

Umm.. surely Charles didn't have to pay someone to take Harry and William's virginity? they could of have almost any woman or man they wish for but if true then that's one lucky b*tch getting both boys inside her!

According to the source it was so they both did it right the first time, and while it was big willy it was then the little prince

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

Maybe he'll be on Dr Phil next.
What's left but cheap regional American D grade talk shows to drudge up more tumble in dog bowl fare.
For the RF, nothing beat success as the ultimate revenge.
Do your RF stuff, charities etc,. and let Mr & Mrs Markle aim for a Lifetime Movie Of the Week for a penny or two.
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Spare Prick and Meghan the Martyr...the never ending saga!

 

[Thaloma]

I think the plan is simply to make a lot of easy money.

Well... that's always everybody's bottom line despite the reason we might give for it. Yeah it's obvious that they're about to start a brand and etcetera. After all they are in America now and in his case the most obvious thing that he can sell is himself and their relationship. I don't see how anybody from the United States could possibly hold this against them... The Commonwealth in particular the UK however is a different matter.

 

[Thaloma]

I am also wondering what, if anything, he is wearing under those trousers ...

If he's not free balling it it's definitely traditional old boxers... Something that we know from a lot of pictures he has worn in the past, but I swear a lot of the pictures where he actually shows he's definitely free balling it and it would seem to fit his persona and frankly he strikes me as someone who wouldn't mind being somewhat of a nudist if he could get away with it.

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

I think the plan is simply to make a lot of easy money.

He'll need it for the divorce settlement

 

[glansout]

If he's not free balling it it's definitely traditional old boxers... Something that we know from a lot of pictures he has worn in the past, but I swear a lot of the pictures where he actually shows he's definitely free balling it and it would seem to fit his persona and frankly he strikes me as someone who wouldn't mind being somewhat of a nudist if he could get away with it.

Can't find a hi-res verison of this one, but he clearly doesn't care who sees it.

 

[Sungold]

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[abclou]

Stubby little thing.

 

[abclou]

Somebody else's work.
Had to Post.
LOVE IT

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[Lady Frost OBE]

Somebody else's work.
Had to Post.
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Oh good Lord

 

[thot]

Sooo...Harry decided it was a good idea to put this in his book.

 

[Picasso22]

Wtf

 

[hrhleo]

Honestly, after reading all that has leaked from his book, all I can say is:

If I ever met Meghan Markle I would be just like that Adele clip saying "Divorce honey, divorce!"

That whole family is fucked up.

And she isn't? Parasite is what she is.

 

[DAVE08114]

Harry's extended family now seems to consist of only Meghan's mother .
She's alienated from all her family and Harry has more or less dumped his.
What happens when his kids get older and say how come we have all these aunties, uncles, cousins & grandparents and we see none of them.
He's completely isolated himself. Maybe he's happy with that in the end.
His I was only created as spare organs for William is really weird & completely delusional.

 

[glansout]

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Many thanks!