Pro tennis players

Bit of fun anyone? Atp edition... One player per catagory... Can't have the same player twice...

Kiss:
Fuck (they top you):
Fuck (you top them):
Marry:
Kill:

Off you go
thanks to aces88 i count all our preferences until now

kiss: paul/berrettini/alcaraz 4
fuck (they top you): djokovic 5 - berrettini 4 - kyrgios 3
fuck (you top them): thiem 6 - tsitsipas/coric 4
marry: ruud 6 - dimitrov/federer 4
get rid of: zverev/nadal 6 - kyrgios 5
 
thanks to aces88 i count all our preferences until now

kiss: paul/berrettini/alcaraz 4
fuck (they top you): djokovic 5 - berrettini 4 - kyrgios 3
fuck (you top them): thiem 6 - tsitsipas/coric 4
marry: ruud 6 - dimitrov/federer 4
get rid of: zverev/nadal 6 - kyrgios 5
Horny statistics are my favorite statistics. Thanks.
 
thanks to aces88 i count all our preferences until now

kiss: paul/berrettini/alcaraz 4
fuck (they top you): djokovic 5 - berrettini 4 - kyrgios 3
fuck (you top them): thiem 6 - tsitsipas/coric 4
marry: ruud 6 - dimitrov/federer 4
get rid of: zverev/nadal 6 - kyrgios 5
Thanks man! Some competition to have Grigor as my husband!
 
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Anyone have any locker room gossip on Zverev’s dick size? Him and Medvedev are the ones I almost expect to be smaller than average.
Tall lanky guys with long limbs are used to be pretty hung.
you know, long arms, legs and...everything growing at the same time in the teenhood.
 
thanks to aces88 i count all our preferences until now

kiss: paul/berrettini/alcaraz 4
fuck (they top you): djokovic 5 - berrettini 4 - kyrgios 3
fuck (you top them): thiem 6 - tsitsipas/coric 4
marry: ruud 6 - dimitrov/federer 4
get rid of: zverev/nadal 6 - kyrgios 5
funny fact that Rafa is not in the bottom list having that famous big round glutes
we love that perfect ass butt we do not feel like to fuck it
 
thanks to aces88 i count all our preferences until now

kiss: paul/berrettini/alcaraz 4
fuck (they top you): djokovic 5 - berrettini 4 - kyrgios 3
fuck (you top them): thiem 6 - tsitsipas/coric 4
marry: ruud 6 - dimitrov/federer 4
get rid of: zverev/nadal 6 - kyrgios 5
Get rid of - I believe Holger has got a lot of votes too, has not he?
 

Kiss: Cam Norrie, Grigor Dimitrov, Alex Molcan.
Fuck (they top you): Filip Krajinovic, Aslan Karatsev, Liam Broady.
Fuck (you top them): Laslo Djere, Vasek Pospisil, Borna Coric.
Marry: Casper Ruud, Reilly Opelka
Kill: Holgar Rune,
 
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