Random thoughts

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I think I have a pimple behind my ear.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I think I have a pimple behind my ear.

...and the bidding starts at $100. Do I hear $110?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

and dementia sets in....:crazy2:

 

[Matthew]

I like basketball.

 

[Altairion]

Miss Lippy's car....is green.

 

[GoneA]

i practice voodoo.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

London, England is usually colder than southern California.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

i wanna be a stewardess when i grow up.

 

[Pecker]

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

 

[GoneA]

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

love it.

 

[ClaireTalon]

A fly landing on an aircraft carrier causes him to sink in a little deeper.

 

[LargerThanTheAverageBear]

Under my clothes I'm naked,
I'm naked under my skin.
Both are merely images
concealing the truth within.

When I drop my clothes
I feel a little free.
When I drop my skin,
I will forever be.

:werd:

 

[amhersthungboi]

Einstein had an abnormally high concentration of fat cells in his brain, which leads neurologists to believe fat in the brain is related to intelligence. So next time someone calls you a fat head, say thank you.

 

[davidjh7]

My cat is in heat again, and keeps trying to hump my hand

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

My mommy tells me not to talk to strangers.:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

One of the more outlandish theories about Shakespeare's true identity is that he was an Arab nobleman named Sheik Zabir who settled in England. :smile:

 

[Lex]

Every time
I feel the need
I envision you,
Caressing me
And go back in time
To relieve the splendor
Of you and I
On the rooftop that rainy night

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Another new neighbor just moved in. Titties galore. Truckloads of Ass. Yeah she got a pelican beak, but that can be overlooked. If you saw her in the food court you'd definitely holler. She'd get worked. Spine split. Jaw tapped out. Indeed. Pelvis tested.

 

[RideRocket]

What if uhh... C-A-T, really spelled dog?

 

[Pecker]

R-r-r-r-uffles have r-r-r-r-idges.