Random thoughts

[RideRocket]

OMG! Did you hear about what happened at work today? I couldn't believe it! It was amazing! Oh - you don't know him?

Never mind...

 

[Pecker]

See? I told you not to put the toilet paper on backwards!

 

[curious n str8]

at: :34: :thinkerg: :scratchchin: :rant: :011: Ohhh I just thought.....

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Puedo matar un murciélago con una cuchara del huevo.

 

[GoneA]

Here's a little mathematical formula:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!T and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

are you on facebook?

 

[GoneA]

and thus they gave the time,
that nature meant for peaceful sleep
and meditative snores
to ceaseless din and mindless merriment
and waste of shoes is floors

*must love lewis carroll*

 

[MsLulu]

to the lady who brought her 3-year-old to Brokeback Mountain then let the brat scream and cry the whole time: I hope you get ass-raped by a bunch of pissed-off Klingons.

I'm out of ice cream

I'm sick of the snow and perma-hard nipples

I had a dream last night that George Bush stole my Mr. T action figure. Fucker.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

See? I told you not to put the toilet paper on backwards!

I have a problem when toilet paper is on backwards. I alway turn it around if I can, no matter where I am.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Puedo matar un murciélago con una cuchara del huevo.

something about an egg?

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Puedo matar un murciélago con una cuchara del huevo.

"I can kill a bat with a spoon of the egg."

Rough translation.

 

[B_big dirigible]

The 48 "continental" states of the USA fit together so closely that there are almost no gaps between them.

 

[Pecker]

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

 

[prepstudinsc]

shakes head :confused22:

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

now, say this real fast while standing on yer head after slamming down 6 kamikaze shooters.

 

[Matthew]

:borladuck:

 

[B_horribleperson]

today in south florida it's 77 overcast skys chance of rain 80% winds east at 5-8mph

 

[rawbone8]

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot the other.
Now if you think this lie's not true,
just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

 

[amhersthungboi]

If you clone yourself and have sex with your clone, is that incest or masturbation?

 

[UniDude]

If you clone yourself and have sex with your clone, is that incest or masturbation?

I would have to say that would be masturbation. As he would not be related to you; but you. Either way it's an nteresting thing to think about alone, with some lotion.:tongue:

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Puedo matar un murciélago con una cuchara del huevo.

"I can kill a bat with an egg spoon." Someone out there might get the obscure Monty Python reference ... or not.