Rate jared kushner hotness.

10 and Ivanka is an 11 and Melania is a 12 and Michelle Obama is a dude. Other ratings:
Hillary: 0/10, ugly and fat
Hope hicks: perfect 10, gorgeous
Biden: 4/10, old but not distinguished
Gavin Newsom (pre 2016): 9/10
Gavin Newsom (now): 2/10
Rob porter: daddy af
Bill Clinton: 5/10, should try eating meat again, looks feminine
Trump: 0/10, too fat, needs haircut
W Bush : 8/10 would fuck but not call back
Romney: 7/10 for good hair
Edwards: 7/10 for good hair
Kennedy/Jackie o: 8/10 (deductions due to Boston accent)


Someone found the BAD Meth
 
What is his job exactly?
I don’t even know at this point. I want to vomit every time I turn on the news and hear nothing but the word Tweet, that I can’t even watch it anymore. His father-in-law stands under a Niagara of free press while this country is run by a ne’er do well who edicts from a toilet seat, so I would imagine his job is contestant.
 
I think in some pics he’s very handsome, but less so in others. The handsome pics make me want to slurp his cock... but then I remember he’s a jackass helping to prop up a dangerous trash family and I wouldn’t go near him even if I was paid.
 
Whoa. This picture has "100% bottom" written all over it. I may like him a little more now... ;-)
I know someone who has an escort/pornstar friend who says Jared would hire him frequently to get fucked in the ass. Boy likes big dick supposedly.
 
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Id fuck Jared if I got to fuck his brother at the same time.
I have had a thing about fucking with brothers at the same time after what happened when I was 16 years old. The basketball captain at school fooled around with me, I had been sucking his dick behind the library and then eventually he fucked me.
Then one day he asked if his 19 year old brother can join, and I said yes.
I went over to their house, we waited until their parents were out and he fucked me while I sucked his older brother off.
Since then i've had a thing about brothers.

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The more I see people get offended by mere mention of him the more I get a hardon for his perfect Jewish cock.
Offended and disgusted are two different things.

Cue weak ass “triggered, snowflake, safe space” comments.

The soninlaw/romantic rival is completely generic. If I saw him at a gym, I’d give him a second look. Definitely not a third. Dear Leader doesn’t seem to want attractive men around, and that’s fine by me. Let the straight boys drool over Hope Hicks.
 
I know someone who has an escort/pornstar friend who says Jared would hire him frequently to get fucked in the ass. Boy likes big dick supposedly.
This is in no way shocking to me first time I saw him I thought “who’s this gay gay” seems trump is surrounded by closeted gays like him and pence....did you know that when trump first met Jared he thought he was gay
 
I feel sooooo guilty for find him so hot, as long as he doesn't talk. I imagine he has the most creamy skin and smells so good. Likely has a big one. He has a wonderful body judging from his shirtless photos. I have a thing for Jewish men. I find it strange that he is Orthodox but doesn't have a beard etc. I would want him thoroughly scrubbed after his last breeding of Ivanka before he fed me his Kosher load. He must NOT talk.