Red Bull - the Exact Dimensions of a Can

[RigidDreamer]

I've heard lots of guys compare their cocks to a can of Red Bull. Searching online, however, it's very difficult to find a can's exact dimensions.

So I measured one myself.

The standard 250ml (8.4oz.) can measures 13.4cm (~5.2756in.) tall and 16.85cm (~6.6339in.) in circumference.

The picture of the circumference measurement looks like it's almost 16.9cm. But the metal lip at the zero end of the tape has a bit of thickness to it. This lifted the tape off the can a bit, slightly inflating the measurement. So I think 16.85cm is more accurate.

Now that we can more precisely compare our cocks to Red Bull cans, do you think it's a reasonable comparison for you?

And if you've compared yourself to a Red Bull in the past, do you want to rescind your claim?

Keep in mind that a Red Bull can is perfectly round, while your cock likely isn't. So if you have a cock with a 16.85cm circumference, the area of a cross section of your cock (the true measure that reflects how much you stretch your partners) will still fall short of the area of a cross section of a can of Red Bull.

I was actually disappointed to find that my cock's circumference almost matches a Red Bull can. No one looks at a Red Bull and thinks, "Damn, I'd love to fuck that."

 

[Cylon No1]

I've heard lots of guys compare their cocks to a can of Red Bull. Searching online, however, it's very difficult to find a can's exact dimensions.

So I measured one myself.

The standard 250ml (8.4oz.) can measures 13.4cm (~5.2756in.) tall and 16.85cm (~6.6339in.) in circumference.

The picture of the circumference measurement looks like it's almost 16.9cm. But the metal lip at the zero end of the tape has a bit of thickness to it. This lifted the tape off the can a bit, slightly inflating the measurement. So I think 16.85cm is more accurate.

Now that we can more precisely compare our cocks to Red Bull cans, do you think it's a reasonable comparison for you?

And if you've compared yourself to a Red Bull in the past, do you want to rescind your claim?

Keep in mind that a Red Bull can is perfectly round, while your cock likely isn't. So if you have a cock with a 16.85cm circumference, the area of a cross section of your cock (the true measure that reflects how much you stretch your partners) will still fall short of the area of a cross section of a can of Red Bull.

I was actually disappointed to find that my cock's circumference almost matches a Red Bull can. No one looks at a Red Bull and thinks, "Damn, I'd love to fuck that."

Fuck the can lol!!Nothing like comparing it with the real thing !!I think a nice banana is more like it lol,,at least you can suck a banana !!!

 

[RigidDreamer]

Has anyone ever used a Red Bull can for penetration?

Would you consider it? Or is it the size simply too intimidating?