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I love that his typecast is "guy who likes to be shirtless".
XD LOLOL"Historically accurate"???? He's an elf.
Lmaooo! Ok so this is definitely not the right forums for this type of discussion but since you brought it up and since I am a total fantasy nerd... Every piece of fantasy ever written has been grounded in real world mythology and typically adheres to a specific time period. In that sense, every fantasy show is basically a period drama with magic. In the case of The Witcher that period is early Medieval Central Europe. Bro has a full on mohawk, something that Europeans won't encounter for hundreds of years until they get to North America. And what's more important he's the only other elf with that kind of hair on the show so it sticks out like a sore thumb and interferes with the whole "suspension of disbelief" which is the number one thing you can't do in fantasy writing. The hair was almost as annoying and distracting as his weird ass accent forcibly deep voice. It basically just detracted from the story (which was already bad enough as it is) for no reason whatsoever."Historically accurate"???? He's an elf.
THANK YOU!!!Lmaooo! Ok so this is definitely not the right forums for this type of discussion but since you brought it up and since I am a total fantasy nerd... Every piece of fantasy ever written has been grounded in real world mythology and typically adheres to a specific time period. In that sense, every fantasy show is basically a period drama with magic. In the case of The Witcher that period is early Medieval Central Europe. Bro has a full on mohawk, something that Europeans won't encounter for hundreds of years until they get to North America. And what's more important he's the only other elf with that kind of hair on the show so it sticks out like a sore thumb and interferes with the whole "suspension of disbelief" which is the number one thing you can't do in fantasy writing. The hair was almost as annoying and distracting as his weird ass accent forcibly deep voice. It basically just detracted from the story (which was already bad enough as it is) for no reason whatsoever.
Oooof this is embarassing.U mean bald heads? Typically monks were the bald ones
The Witcher franchise is kind of unique. The game actually has the best writing by far, better than the books and way better than the Netflix adaptation. I kinda feel for the people working on the series because the author’s writing style is very odd and has a distinctly modernist bend. On top of that the source material is in Polish and does not translate well at all, especially in English. At the same time, the showrunner doesn’t respect the source material at all and warps the story acts to push her own vision which alienates the diehard fans. It’s kind of a mess.I am loving this. Come here for muscle tits and floppy dicks, but will throw down over random fandom inaccuracies and detail. Though I will admit I know zilch of Witcher.
I will say this, just being inspired by something doesn't mean a new universe will make a 1-to-1 adaptation. However, I will criticize ruthlessly if it fails to adhere to its actual source material. Well...unless the adaptation is just better. Jaws, Jurassic Park, Game of Thrones.
looks fakeThe Witcher franchise is kind of unique. The game actually has the best writing by far, better than the books and way better than the Netflix adaptation. I kinda feel for the people working on the series because the author’s writing style is very odd and has a distinctly modernist bend. On top of that the source material is in Polish and does not translate well at all, especially in English. At the same time, the showrunner doesn’t respect the source material at all and warps the story acts to push her own vision which alienates the diehard fans. It’s kind of a mess.
Anyway, have some Robbie tits.View attachment 103875011
bc it is LMAOlooks fake
Looking really gorgeous here
Alright enough elf talk, lets cleanse this forum with Robbie's sweaty pitsView attachment 103887991View attachment 103888001View attachment 103888011View attachment 103888031