If Ryan had a sugar daddy (this zaddy) my respect for him would increase exponentially.
I'd want duo content. Maybe light bondage, Ryan in a sling - poppered out. Maybe a gangbang TIM style? "Bukkake Ryan" their latest and greatest release - that man is a daddy after all and a girl can fantasize.
If not, I hope for a blissful retirement from public life. They can purchase an adorable gingerbread cottage in a sunflower-dappled glade, where they will adopt many precocious fur babies, and live long and happy lives cuddling by a warm hearth fire.
And now back to Ryan's disappointing scam show. Prada sunglasses anyone? Fake earbuds? Dirty mirror underwear pictures?