Ryan Lochte anyone?

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While I am versatile in practice, most of my fantasies involve me bottoming. But I would love to plow Ryan Lochte's ass every which way possible, and then lick his cum off of his sweaty torso, and have him lick mine off of my face. Then we kiss. Sorry if that was a little too personal.
 
mikeyinbrooklyn said:
While I am versatile in practice, most of my fantasies involve me bottoming. But I would love to plow Ryan Lochte's ass every which way possible, and then lick his cum off of his sweaty torso, and have him lick mine off of my face. Then we kiss. Sorry if that was a little too personal.
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Just don't let him speak...
 
When I first saw videos and interviews of Lochte I thought what a talented guy. Not only is he a world-class athlete but look at his remarkable ability to stay in "dumb jock" character for the comedic value of his upcoming TV series. But slowly the truth filtered-in that this is who he his!

So what can we expect from What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Probably a lot of swimming in his Speedo which should send the gays into hysteria, but if the videos of his nightclub exploits are any indication Lochte is probably going home with mom more often than not. It's hard to feel sorry for a guy with 11 Olympic medals and who seems to hold the world by the balls, but watching how women react to Ryan Lochete also shows what a mysterious science the laws of attraction still is. Example: In a nightclub he is met by very attractive women who are initially giddy and lubricating at very the sight of the Olympic stud. One even scans his package...until he opens his mouth. Suddenly vagina's dry up and women mentally think thoughts along the lines of "not if he were the last man on Earth."

It's going to be an interesting TV series.
 
I saw him on a talk show and he was pretty cute, but looking back at these pictures here, he has no ass or cock. I'd let him blow me for sure.
 

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Boris_Kolitya said:
I have to agree with some of the posts - Ryan is dumb as a box of rocks but he is hot. Maybe while you're fucking the shit outta him, I could stuff his mouth full. We could all have fun AND not listen to him. LMAO
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sounds like a plan

as long as I can bust a nut in his ass!
 
auspoz said:
Pretty. And dumb as dog shit.
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Agreed, but he's got a nice personality. Somebody that dumb would be a fucking machine.

ballaratboy said:
Being in Oz, dont get many pics/info on this guy
hot looking but after watching interview no....
gotta have at least a small amt of brains....
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He was in the news all the time at the olympics.

His mother is worse, trumpets to the world that he has lots of one nite stands.
http://todayinlondonblog.today.com/...tes-mom-hes-too-on-the-go-for-girlfriend?lite
“He goes out on one-night stands,” she told TODAY.com. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
 
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Ryan Lochte isn't the only athlete not likely to disprove Einstein's Cosmic Speed Limit. Last night during the NFL Draft Show we learned that Tim Tebow scored a meager 22 on his Wonderlic exam. For those not familiar, the Wonderlic is an intelligence test that is administered to the post-collegiate, NFL bound scholar-athlete after four years of intensive classes at our premier institutions of higher learning.

A typical Tim Tebow Wonderlic multi-choice question:

Jesus Christ was associated with which municipality?

A) Altoona, Pa.

B) Bethlehem

C) Cleveland

D) Tel Aviv


Apparently Tim Tebow didn't hit the books as much as he should have. :confused:
 
thirteenbyseven said:
Ryan Lochte isn't the only athlete not likely to disprove Einstein's Cosmic Speed Limit. Last night during the NFL Draft Show we learned that Tim Tebow scored a meager 22 on his Wonderlic exam. For those not familiar, the Wonderlic is an intelligence test that is administered to the post-collegiate, NFL bound scholar-athlete after four years of intensive classes at our premier institutions of higher learning.

Apparently Tim Tebow didn't hit the books as much as he should have. :confused:
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It makes me wonder how he got into the University of Florida, and whether him being homeschooled had anything to do with it. I think homeschooling is a wonderful idea, but not every parent is qualified for that. Not to mention, I think of the opening scene of Mean Girls:

"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals." :biggrin1:
 
I'm the only one who thinks he'd say "jeah" after every thrust he takes while he fucks and say it after he cums? There's something about him that makes me think he's the high-fiving after sex type
 
Substitute the word "Jeah" for "Fetch" in this Mean Girls Quote:

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen

Ryan, stop making the word Jeah happen.. Its not going to happen
 
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