Saif Shawaf

[iLoveTheo]

I really don’t think he is. I’m like almost sure he’s straight, but that’s just a gut feeling.

In one of his shorts he didn't understand a period joke at all, I only remember the punchline from the random quite funny gal being "a mean flow", he has no idea about periods.

And neither do I in real life, but a few straight friends suddenly started talking about periods outta nowhere in my life and I have no idea, because of that I am convinced that he is either gay or 99/1 or 90/10 gay leaning, it seems that guys who are on the other side of the pond (from our P.O.V.) somehow get knowledge about this once we turn 20.

Thanks for listening to my ted talk, R.I.P. to anyone who died from old age until he arrived here. (Hello to your spirit and if you died while reading this tho)

 

[jeff.kai13]

In one of his shorts he didn't understand a period joke at all, I only remember the punchline from the random quite funny gal being "a mean flow", he has no idea about periods.

And neither do I in real life, but a few straight friends suddenly started talking about periods outta nowhere in my life and I have no idea, because of that I am convinced that he is either gay or 99/1 or 90/10 gay leaning, it seems that guys who are on the other side of the pond (from our P.O.V.) somehow get knowledge about this once we turn 20.

Thanks for listening to my ted talk, R.I.P. to anyone who died from old age until he arrived here. (Hello to your spirit and if you died while reading this tho)

Yet he understood many other sexual jokes about women, I know we all wanna think he's gay but this is not any proof that he is lol, he's slow to understand some jokes sometimes

 

[PAWHWYMAH]

That is a very narrow way of understanding sexuality imo. Yes, a lot of gay people can come as effeminate on some degree, but correlation does not imply causation. Seeing two variables moving together does not necessarily mean we know whether one variable causes the other to occur. Truth is we will not know whether he likes the D or not anytime soon. The rest is just judging his lack of masculinity or how well he fits in the patriarchy-stablished standard of “straight man” we have.

He’s literally on Grindr. Everyone in Toronto and Dubai sees that regularly. Idk how much more proof you need.

 

[jeff.kai13]

He’s literally on Grindr. Everyone in Toronto and Dubai sees that regularly. Idk how much more proof you need.

Catfishing exists....

 

[PAWHWYMAH]

Catfishing exists....

So it’s just a coincidence that the profile follows him from city to city huh lol

 

[kenibas.villy]

HE IS GAY! THATS A FACT!

 

[Sexamax]

HE IS GAY! THATS A FACT!

Bruh stop with the nonsense. There is no such thing as “facts” without any tangible proof or any kind of evidence.

 

[Shitasslover]

Why doesn’t someone here try getting with him on grindr and documenting it? Could be worth a shot if you can even find him

 

[Shitasslover]

And if ita a catfish that’s unfortunate but im sure he’s out there somewhere

 

[Shitasslover]

~~ive never used grindr but location spoofing couldnt be too hard yeah?~~

 

[Sexamax]

Why doesn’t someone here try getting with him on grindr and documenting it? Could be worth a shot if you can even find him

I really hope that never happens. Outing closeted people is one of the most terrible things anyone could ever do. He’ll come out on his own, IF HE WANTS TO!!

 

[dontsweatit]

Why doesn’t someone here try getting with him on grindr and documenting it? Could be worth a shot if you can even find him

Imagine advocating to out someone by "getting him on Grindr and documenting it." You are messed up and a POS.

 

[dutchman-90]

I really hope that never happens. Outing closeted people is one of the most terrible things anyone could ever do. He’ll come out on his own, IF HE WANTS TO!!

Ah I see...someone with more than 2 brain cells and some empathy. Refreshing.

 

[PAWHWYMAH]

I really hope that never happens. Outing closeted people is one of the most terrible things anyone could ever do. He’ll come out on his own, IF HE WANTS TO!!

Yeah. He’s definitely gay, but he still gets to choose when to come out, which won’t be until he grows his audience past the middle school Muslim girls who mostly follow him now. He’s starting to grow out past that, but coming out won’t happen until he’s sure he can maintain a following after the fact.

 

[Sexamax]

Ah I see...someone with more than 2 brain cells and some empathy. Refreshing.

Uhhh…I can’t really tell if you’re tryna be sarcastic or not, but like thanks? Lol

 

[iLoveTheo]

Since I've read the word "documenting" a lot, why not ask David Attenborough if he could make an actual 2 hour documentary about Saif, like what he eats for breakfast, how he gets his lunch, how we walks into rivers to wash himself, his mating rituals, then how he just peacefully lies in the sun for hours, how he fights off those who wanna steal his food, all this.

 

[Shitasslover]

Sorry guys, my last comment was stupid as fuck. I was very horny and didn’t think of the possible consequences that he would face if his family found out

 

[Shitasslover]

Makes me wonder though, if everyone in Toronto apparently knows then how have they not found out yet?

 

[Shitasslover]

Also, I really am starting to think he wont ever come out. He seems to love his family and if he came out they probably would stop talking with him. IDK honestly i hope he can find a good way out of this situation (even though it doesn’t seem like there is one)

 

[qwertyuiopad]

Y’all it really ain’t this serious….