Sam Hurley

Lol dying at these quotes in the Time Magazine article

“Outside sponsors value the following Hurley has amassed through his charisma, chiseled abs, and athletic prowess.”

“Hurley has a right-angular jaw, light-blue eyes, and an upper back tattoo that reads “Designed By God.” He’s the most attractive creature in the diner—clearing that bar by several miles—and most likely the greater Austin area.
 
This too:

“I don’t think it’s an arrogance thing,” says Hurley. “Now I feel more confident with my shirt off. Luckily I’m in a position where some people like when my shirt’s off. It’s gonna be off whether you like it or not.”