Seriously, just what size am I?

What size do you think I am?

  • Micropenis

  • Small

  • Below Average

  • Average

  • Above Average

  • Big

  • Huge/Monster


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True that hand size can seriously skew perception. I have come to realize I like guys who are big with big dicks. It's a surprise to my mouth. Photos can't "help" when the rest of one's body is big.

My friend S who lives in Nebraska now, his dick is so thick I have a hard time sucking it, but he's 6' 4" or more, very solid, fat all over and incredibly strong.

Years of guys telling me my dick was huge didn't make me think it was super big. howlongismyschlong.com did give me a clue. Plus that I could pack a 8.5 x 2.25 tube as a pumper.
 
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Yeah that's ultimately the best way to show it. But unfortunately I can't really take a pic if it well. Hard to hold the camera, move my gut, stay hard, and hold the ruler straight all at the same time.

Then there's the fact that no one would believe/accept my BP measurement. As well as my upwards AND left curve making it smaller because I can't straighten it out .

It's why I don't like to say any number size because
1) I can't prove it
2) People would disagree because I use my bonepressed.
3) If I use my NBP then I'll be below average to small (been getting better as I lose weight though)
Who cares? If it's easier on you just pull out a soft tape measure and take an inch off if that makes people happy if you had curve like mine no doubt people would call you a beast majority of the time it's clear to tell you are a big guy in that department idk about huge due to the curve unfortunately also to be clear this isn't me being a dick just don't worry about people's insecurities calling you a fake or whatever
 
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Wish I had thought of a poll like this. Im just as confused. Size studies say one thing and my perception says another. I come here post some pics and my size ranges from average to an occasional big or even huge. Lol:joy:
 
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I've been called all kinds of sizes and I'm honestly 100% confused. I think I may have the most varied perceived dick on LPSG...

What size would YOU call my dick?

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Hang on, just to make sure: I can only see one photograph, the one in red.
Is that you?
Because if it is, and unless you are under 1m50 (5 feet), whomever called you anything below “well above average”, is in urgent need of a visit to an ophthalmologist…. Or should stop watching elephantine pornography.
 
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Hang on, just to make sure: I can only see one photograph, the one in red.
Is that you?
Because if it is, and unless you are under 1m50 (5 feet), whomever called you anything below “well above average”, is in urgent need of a visit to an ophthalmologist…. Or should stop watching elephantine pornography.
Yes, that is me. And the other pics I took down so they dont load. Maybe I should repost them so theres a wider variety of pics...
 
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You are probably going to call me a pervert but the first thing I notice is that it has the ideal curve for perfectly and consistently hitting the right spot during missionary :joy:
Pervert? You just gave me a lovely compliment! I'm glad you like it and think so!
 
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