Shame! shame! shame! confess your sins!

Attempted suicide many times before in my lifetime.....don't know if you wanna call that a sin. Too many others to count, honestly. Oh well.
I don't think that's a sin. Rather, talking about it is a virtue. Trust that it helps to do so.
 
I love my sweetie, but he seems determined to foil my intention of eating healthier. He brought home mini cheese cake and Milano cookies. I do enjoy the treats in their own right, but I would feel like a jerk if I didn't eat the stuff he bought me. So I eat them.
 
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I am playing games on my phone while "taking" my completely unnecessary FERPA, FMLA, and unconscious bias training. There's "tests" at the end, but they just let you click on the answer choice until you get it right.
 
I realized I was perving out on the men’s board short ads on amazon, just like I used to do in the old Sears catalogs.
 
I had chocolate cake for breakfast. It was delicious.
 
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I went to lunch, and had a massive baked potato, pinto beans, and one of the best steaks I've ever had. I took a photo of it, and sent it to a friend. I put the caption, "I'm missing you, and had to console myself.". He'll be jonesing for a steak.
 
I broke a dental crown by crunching down on a peppermint Lifesaver candy. But I’m so addicted to them that I didn’t stop eating them and crunching down on them.
 
Avocados are on sale. I'm going to make a huge bowl of guacamole and devour all of it. Rem doesn't like avocado. :scream: I'll be thinking of ya @MisterB and @Enid ;)

Sound like it's gonna be yummy time at Fade's house. Now, as a professional guacamole connoisseur myself, I have an important question: How will you eat this guac? By the spoonful? With chips? Or some other food stuff upon which to heap the guac that I may not be aware of but maybe should? Do tell!
 
Sound like it's gonna be yummy time at Fade's house. Now, as a professional guacamole connoisseur myself, I have an important question: How will you eat this guac? By the spoonful? With chips? Or some other food stuff upon which to heap the guac that I may not be aware of but maybe should? Do tell!

Given the other food imma be making this weekend, it'll be with chips or the occasional shameful, furtive spoonful. Guacamole with garlic/thyme roast beef, not so much. Maybe with the mashed cauliflower, though?