Shayne topp

I wonder if there’s ever been a time when he thought his ass was getting too big, or if he’s ever started feeling self-conscious about it. Not that he should be, but it probably wouldn’t help much with all the pegging jokes the cast used to make lmao.
Probably yes but not in a Bad way, i'm guessing he of course has realise has a Big ass, and he has said it on the Smosh mouth Chanel, but as You can SEE it keeps getting bigger
 
Probably yes but not in a Bad way, i'm guessing he of course has realise has a Big ass, and he has said it on the Smosh mouth Chanel, but as You can SEE it keeps getting bigger
I’m curious about how many favorite pairs of pants he’s outgrown because of how it won’t stop growing. If he never successfully does the splits I think he should learn how to twerk next 🤣
 
I’m curious about how many favorite pairs of pants he’s outgrown because of how it won’t stop growing. If he never successfully does the splits I think he should learn how to twerk next 🤣
You can SEE how pretty much in all of his pants his ass looks SO Big they can barely hide it. I WONDER IF he has problem when puting them and he is like "GODAAM, i have such a fat ass"
 
I doubt Shayne, being Shayne, would ever pick 'glamour muscles" as his favorite. Him picking his back seems so in line with his modest character. He may actually prefer his biceps/ass/pecs, but I doubt he'd ever say it.

Now, I could totally see Courtney saying his ass is her favorite.
this makes so much sense, actually. it's more likely that he just works those out a lot for the fun and passion of it. but i really hope that despite being such a humble guy, even when it comes to his massive muscles, he can still look at himself and recognize he's looking hotter everyday. and since we don't get to see such personal moments, i get really happy whenever it's someone else that he cares for telling him that he looks good.
 
It's Smosh (I don't remember the pants from sketch or pit, so they must have been too scandalous in the front to be used).
Same thats why i asked, the person who did the video (probably courtney) KNEW the deal with his ass
 
Shayne’s new Bluesky profile picView attachment 151171281
i don't think he has posted a bad picture of himself yet. he always looks good anywhere, it's crazy. i really like this one
also, thanks for letting me know he's in another social. pretty excited to see what he will post from now on
 
Btw I noticed that Shayne has bought one of those famous tiktok massage guns that are very viral for being used for jaking off rather than massage. I am guessing he probably bought it for that. I would pay to see him use it 🫦🫦🫦 but even if he bought it for massage at first I am sure he will figure it out soon enough haha.
 

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Btw I noticed that Shayne has bought one of those famous tiktok massage guns that are very viral for being used for jaking off rather than massage. I am guessing he probably bought it for that. I would pay to see him use it 🫦🫦🫦 but even if he bought it for massage at first I am sure he will figure it out soon enough haha.
And to massage his butt never forget, also did he said he bougth it?
 
Btw I noticed that Shayne has bought one of those famous tiktok massage guns that are very viral for being used for jaking off rather than massage. I am guessing he probably bought it for that. I would pay to see him use it 🫦🫦🫦 but even if he bought it for massage at first I am sure he will figure it out soon enough haha.
Proof?
 
Btw I noticed that Shayne has bought one of those famous tiktok massage guns that are very viral for being used for jaking off rather than massage. I am guessing he probably bought it for that. I would pay to see him use it 🫦🫦🫦 but even if he bought it for massage at first I am sure he will figure it out soon enough haha.
where did you see that? just curious.
either way, good for him! if he's just getting massages, that's already awesome. but if he's using it for sexual stuff, love to see that as well! we appreciate seeing the king get what he deserves.
since it's very belieavable that he needs a massage thingy, i really hope he finds out soon that he can also use that thing on his cock. gotta make the most out of that purchase
 
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