Size Doesn't Matter?

[Scarletbegonia]

Maybe they pushed but the door says "pull"?

A woman is probably nearby telling them to pull but they think she's lying.

They'll write a manifesto based on feminists tampering with hinges in the night

Dammit. Don’t give away the hive mind sooper seekrit squirrelly shit.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Fucking pockets, yes! I lose it when clothes have pockets big enough to fit my phone.

Don’t forget fake pockets. not the “you need to remove the stitches used so it looks good on a hanger“ pockets, but full on “that’s a pleat, not a pocket.“

 

[1277255]

Don’t forget fake pockets. not the “you need to remove the stitches used so it looks good on a hanger“ pockets, but full on “that’s a pleat, not a pocket.“

I. Hate. Those. Like, if anything can make me rage, it's fake pockets on women's clothes. Our clothes are just damn stupid.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I love wearing his pants/shorts because of the simple fact that I can carry everything I keep in my little backpack in the gigantic pockets. I haven't gone clothes shopping for myself since my tragedy last year, kinda been avoiding it since way before covid.. I've just been wearing my old leggings (cuz they stretch and still fit past my newly wide hips) and his pants. He's kinda sick of it I think, but hasn't pitched a bitch about it yet. #howiknowhelovesme.

I'm not a peen-size-queen. Pockets? Make em fuckin HUGE or get out mu-face.

 

[LaFemme]

I. Hate. Those. Like, if anything can make me rage, it's fake pockets on women's clothes. Our clothes are just damn stupid.

If I could hit like a thousand times on this, I would. Fake pockets are an abomination.

 

[4909591]

I don't see how my post refers to MGTOW at all.

 

[286798]

I. Hate. Those. Like, if anything can make me rage, it's fake pockets on women's clothes. Our clothes are just damn stupid.

AND the pseudopocket adds an additional line across your backside!!! For no damn reason at all!!

 

[6026411]

What about the front pockets that are <2 inches deep? They don't hold your car keys, phone, or anything else. I'm told the reason for them is that they allow the pants to look better/smoother when a woman sits down. WTF?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

What about the front pockets that are <2 inches deep? They don't hold your car keys, phone, or anything else. I'm told the reason for them is that they allow the pants to look better/smoother when a woman sits down. WTF?

Mock Pockets. Worthless things. It’s a pleat that teases.

 

[EllieP]

After my ex and I were married I bought him a new suit to wear for a wedding. During the ceremony I asked him to put my lipstick in his jacket pocket. He said he didn't have pockets. I said under the flaps. He said they weren't real pockets.

I became so angry right there in church thinking that the stupid women's fashion police had ventured into male territory putting in fake pockets! Well, I did a little digging and found they were still stitched up. He had never had a new suit before so he didn't realize it.

That made me wonder if my slacks had sewed up pockets too! Nope. Fake.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

After my ex and I were married I bought him a new suit to wear for a wedding. During the ceremony I asked him to put my lipstick in his jacket pocket. He said he didn't have pockets. I said under the flaps. He said they weren't real pockets.

I became so angry right there in church thinking that the stupid women's fashion police had ventured into male territory putting in fake pockets! Well, I did a little digging and found they were still stitched up. He had never had a new suit before so he didn't realize it.

That made me wonder if my slacks had sewed up pockets too! Nope. Fake.

here I was thinking the ex was too dim to find a pocket.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

While cruising Hulu for laundry folding background noise, I learned Dr Ruth Westheimer has a documentary called “Size Doesn’t Matter.”
There ya go, from the Queen of all things sex...size doesn’t matter.