I’ll try to keep this short and to the point. I’m hoping someone can shed some light on the situation. I was out grocery shopping and noticed a guy staring at me, thought nothing of it and went about my shopping. Purchased the items, and then noticed the same guy sitting and waiting in his car by me. Thought nothing of it again, went about my business. Drove to the parking lot next door to grab a few items from another store. B lined it to the aisle I needed, blinders up, but then I had a strange feeling I was being watched. I noticed a man standing behind me waiting, so I grabbed the item I needed and went on to get out of his way. I figured he just needed an item from right where I was standing. Didn’t think anything of it and made my way to the register to check out. The same man pops out of one of the isles and stops me, he says something like “hey you’re a tall guy do you think I could get your tall opinion on something?” I get asked stuff like this all the time in public (I’m 6’9” with shoes on) so I didn’t think much of it, so I said “sure whatchu got?” As we continued walking side by side toward the front of the store. He goes on to tell me a story about another tall big guy like me that he knows and how he wants to buy him a chair as a housewarming gift but doesn’t know if the chair will hold him. So because I’m a big football player looking guy just like this guy he knows he was wondering if I’d sit in the chair and let him know if I think it’s sturdy enough and comfortable. I said something like “uhh yea sure man, here?” And then he said “yes just back there towards the back of the store.” …”yea sure why not” I said. So as we walked back there I could tell this man was eyeing me up and down and then he asked me how tall I was, “6’9” with shoes on haha” I chuckled. He stared at my feet, looked up at me and said this guy he’s buying the chair for is 6’9” but bigger in size than me, much bigger and a football player. So I tried to make light of the conversation and said “ 400 lbs? “ he said “no bigger” and then we arrived at the chair and he pulls it out and unfolds it. “I don’t know man looks pretty weak to me but I’ll sit in it and see.” The man looks a little nervous at this point. His mouth was twitching and he was just acting a little shifty like something was up. I though for a second. “Am I being pranked?” But sat anyways. “Well it’s holding me so I think you’re good man.” Then he says that I sat too gently in the chair and asked me to bounce in it. This is when I thought ok….”is this guy into me?” Haha it’s not everyday a stranger asks you to bounce in a chair for them. So I did and said “yup! Seems pretty sturdy to me my I think you’re good to get it.” I got up and then he said that I wasn’t heavy enough to really test the chair and that he had an idea to test it, he said maybe if we both sat in the chair he’d be able to really test the strength of it. He mentioned something about bros being over and ya know wrestling around on the chair so he wanted to make sure it was really sturdy. So I was like “dude if big beefy football bros are going to be wrestling on this chair I don’t think it will hold.” So he asked me if we could try it together. I was a little wierded out at this point because the man’s voice was quivering and I could tell he was being deceitful. How I don’t know but it seemed like this man had an attraction towards me and just wanted me on him. Reluctantly I sat in the chair one last time and plopped down in it. I looked around me for a heavy box or something I could hold to test the weight and then he said that it would be better if we sat in it together. So I said “sure man, here sit on my knee” so he did and I quickly said “yup it holds us both I think you’re good man.” And I got up. He put his hand on his head and scratched it, was quite for a few seconds and looked like he was contemplating something. I heard a quiver in his voice and he asked me again while he sat down in the chair. “I just don’t think we moved around enough on it, here I’ll sit in the chair and wil you just sit on me, like with all your weight that was I can see if it will hold?” Idk why I was so weirder out at this point I mean in my mind the chair has been tested but I humored him and sat on his knee and then he spread his legs open and sort of positioned me on his crotch and asked me to move around. He put his arms back and reach down to the side and I heard a crack so I said “shit did we break it.” He said “no I was just feeling something on the side I think it was just this metal brace.” Some people started walking by and i was really uncomfortable at this point because i was sitting on this man’s crotch while i think he was getting pleasure out of it. So I stood up and was like “yea man, this will definitely hold your friend I think you’re good to buy it for sure.” He looked like he was deep in thought again and like he was about to ask me to sit on him again so I said “and hey if he doesn’t like it just make sure you get a gift receipt and he could return it” he looked contemplative and unsure and shifty. I was fully wierded out at this point so I tried to keep it light and just say “well hey man I hope it works out but I gotta go my friend is waiting for me in the car.” We shook hands and I left.
So can someone tell me what happened here? Did I get bamboozled into fulfilling this man’s fetish? Is the fetish being sit on by a bigger man? Am I reading into the situation wrong? I felt so violated after the fact like is that a normal thing to happen? He for all I know was a straight man. He looked like an everyday blue collar guy. Is this a normal thing between two straight guys? I am gay myself but have been told I don’t looks gay, whatever that means.
So can someone tell me what happened here? Did I get bamboozled into fulfilling this man’s fetish? Is the fetish being sit on by a bigger man? Am I reading into the situation wrong? I felt so violated after the fact like is that a normal thing to happen? He for all I know was a straight man. He looked like an everyday blue collar guy. Is this a normal thing between two straight guys? I am gay myself but have been told I don’t looks gay, whatever that means.
