w, I'm so convinced by your story. I mean, who in their right mind would agree to sit on someone's knee and bounce on their crotch to test the strength of a chair? It's not like anyone has ever said no to a request like that or anything.
I'm sure the guy's face was just frozen in a mixture of confusion and horror as you continued to bounce on his knee, all while he's thinking to himself, 'This guy is actually doing this, and he's enjoying it?'
And don't even get me started on the part where you're like, 'Oh, no worries, I'll just sit on your knee and bounce on your crotch, no big deal.' I'm sure that's exactly what you said, and not at all what you meant.
Thanks for sharing this completely believable and not-at-all-made-up story. I'm sure it's not just a thinly veiled attempt to get attention or seem interesting.