So am I bigger than her man or not?

[Johnmichaelz]

I can SEE the dick. I don't need to feel a single millimeter of it to be capable of estimating size.

Just sayin'.

I can also use a drill
and... Drive stick!

girl inches... Just. No.

Maybe not all girls are as capable as you are.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Maybe not all girls are as capable as you are.

Girls are children, so I sure fuckin hope you're right

 

[cofrader]

And “my gynecologist asked if i just gave birth. I said no but i had sex last night with my husband.”

How did I miss this? Do you know the average size of a newborn head? That was a fictitious stories crossover.

 

[FrankieGuile]

She bullshits

I think you misidentified the personal pronoun in question. I presume you meant, "You bullshit" (with the "you" referring to the poster of the fantasy-fiction to avoid doubt).