spontaneous orgasm

[windtalkerways]

Spontaneous orgasms always
ends in spontaneous combustion.

Did your mother never warn you?

 

[Matthew]

What about hams?

If you want a blowjob, Jeff, just come out and say so. :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

If you want a blowjob, Jeff, just come out and say so. :biggrin1:

Matty, I want a ham

 

[Matthew]

Matty, I want a ham

Well Jeff, HAM I AM!

 

[jeff black]

Well Jeff, HAM I AM!

I guess I should Hop on Pop then?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I only smoke rope.

I only smoke poles.

 

[jeff black]

I only smoke poles.

*cue the drum of surprise

Its cool sorcerer. I respect your honesty.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

*cue the drum of surprise

Shut the fuck up and assume the position.

 

[D_alex8]

Shut the fuck up and assume the position.

What makes you think that Jeff ever left off from being in the position?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Silly me, I forgot what he's been working on...looks like Jeff's finally got it!
http://www.gayfetishtgp.com/access/fetish/two-cocks/images/two-cocks_r3_c1.jpg

 

[jeff black]

Silly me, I forgot what he's been working on...looks like Jeff's finally got it!
http://www.gayfetishtgp.com/access/fetish/two-cocks/images/two-cocks_r3_c1.jpg

I don't understand how I became such a slut

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I don't understand how I became such a slut

I was wondering the same thing...I recognise Alex but who is the other guy?

 

[Chuck64]

I was wondering the same thing...I recognise Alex but who is the other guy?

I don't know, but I'm jealous.:wink:

 

[RideRocket]

I thought it was me, butt it's not...

 

[Matthew]

I don't understand how I became such a slut

... he muttered, crawling from out of the gutter, dress torn, nails broken, make-up smeared and wig awry ...

 

[jeff black]

... he muttered, crawling from out of the gutter, dress torn, nails broken, make-up smeared and wig awry ...

Matthew, stop getting you and I confused. You know I dont' wear wigs.

 

[Matthew]

Matthew, stop getting you and I confused. You know I dont' wear wigs.

Merkin, then?

 

[sykray]

You've answered your own question in reply to my post - drug induced prostatic enlargement. One way to deal with this would be to enjoy prostatic massage every day. You can use your finger, someone else's finger, a dildo or vibrator or whatever. Pity that you say that you're 100% straight. I'm sure there are several men here who would love to help you out.

If it interferes with your ability to pee properly (like the other thread mentions) then go see your doctor or simply stop using the medication.

 

[sykray]

How in the fuck have I missed out on this???

Once when visiting Amsterdam I bought some hash soaked in cannabis oil. I don't smoke so I ate some. The problem with this being that you can't work out the right dose as it takes quite a while to find out how stoned you're going to get. I lay on the hotel room bed and got more and more wrecked. I got the multiple orgasmic waves without touching myuself or even thinking anthing sexy (I couldn't keep a simple single thought I was so stoned).

I have had guys tell me about the occasional similar reaction - especially to opiated hash. I am not advocating it. You end up completely out of your skull and your memory of it is decidedly vague afterwards.

 

[kawika]

The feeling is similar to what you described but I was not high on anything. I would feel as though I am about to passout though, no sexual thoughts or touching. It has only happened when my gf who is a flight attendant is not home.