This thread reminded me of something that happened about 10 years ago. I will never really forget it, but this thread just reminded me I should to tell this one.
I was at the gym using the seated low row machine. It is near a wall and looks toward the bench press area. Two good looking college age guys walk up to the bench just to the left of me and about 10-12 feet away. They are both a little taller than me, around 6’. One blond hair and hairy legs. The other brown hair, not as hairy. Both with gym built bodies and in their early twenties.
They select some weights and load the bar.
Brown haired guy is wearing basketball shorts with slight VPL and the blonde is wearing the somewhat stiffer, but baggy, mid-thigh sweat shorts, no obvious bulge. Probably good for range of motion while working out. The guy with the sweat shorts sits down lays back to get his grip. As soon as he lays back, the leg holes open up, like nearly perfect circles. His long, meaty, cut cock and low hanging balls are on full, unobstructed view from where I’m rowing. His balls appear smooth as silk and based on his leg hair he shaves. A really gorgeous package.
My brain went “WOAH!” Clearly freeballing. I suspect he just lets his cock rest down his leg, because if that was packed into briefs, there’d be a bulge. Anyway, I could not believe how well I could see everything. He does his set while I’m still rowing but he’s got my attention. He swaps out with his buddy, absolutely nothing to see with this guy. I take a break on my set.
Sweat shorts guy sits down and I think he realizes his shorts legs tent a little. (Ha!) He softly says something to his friend.
He friend say softly, but audibly “What?” with a kind of confused look on his face.
Sweat shorts guy inaudibly says something again and subtly point at his crotch.
His friend laughs and says “what do you want me to do?”
Sweats shorts guy points over to the wall, straight across, past me, like he wants one of the free weights behind me but to my left and says something close to “just go look.”
I am dying inside trying not to laugh.
His friend walks straight away from the bench and goes over to the weights. He’s very nonchalant, looks at the weights and doesn’t find what he’s “looking for.”
He turns and looks at his fiend and does a little side to, very casual.
I am losing my mind but I can’t laugh. It will ruin the show. I start to lift again. I can’t just be staring at them.
Friend walks back, palms up, shoulder shrug, shakes his head “no” and again laughs a little.
- Friend is on the wrong side, he’s to the left of the press, I’m to the right when looking toward it.
- Friend is standing, I’m sitting on a bench.
- Sweat shorts guy is not laying back to do the press, he’s sitting.
He lays back to lift again and his junk just pops right back into full view. I don’t know if his junk can tell it’s being stared at or if he feels a draft but he’s still a little suspicious.
As they swap places again, the body language is completely “are you sure you couldn’t see anything” while looking a bit nervous and annoyed that his friend is just laughing at him. Friend just keeps shaking his head no.
I should have been done rowing, but I’ll get one more set in.
Sweat shorts guy adjust a little. Sits down, adjusts again. Lays back and it all pops into glorious view one more time.
They finish up and move on, and I don’t need to do anymore rowing. LOL
A few things…
I really wanted to walk over when I was done rowing and say something like, “uhh, you might want to be aware you pop out a little when you lay back”
I think that would have been fucking hilarious! Especially when he started yelling at his friend “I told you to check!” But in the event he was aware I was enjoying the show I avoided it.
Also, I wish I had that kind of friend at the time. The buddy I could whisper to “hey I think my dick is shaking loose when I lay back can you look and see if I’m right?” Oh my god, I want that friend so bad.