Straight-eight is at it again . . .

[joemontague2001]

I never understood why some Gays fawn over someone who has no attraction to their gender...seems like a waste of time. But to each their own I suppose.

It's not like we've met in a bar and we're trying to decide whether to spend more time hanging out with him* - we're looking at pictures on the internet. Whether the subject might, hypothetically, find us desirable** were we to meet in person is fairly low on my list of considerations when I'm browsing for pictures of hot guys.

I do get the appeal of that fantasy, but realistically, I have exactly as much chance of hooking up with him as I do with Colton Haynes. We're on different continents, and I am a potato.

* Actually I probably would, he seems like a nice guy, and the possibility of hooking up is not the only reason to spend time hanging out with people
** And of course, "being gay" does not mean "attracted to all men"

 

[Sauerkraut]

The official results don't seem to have been posted yet, but the competition ended yesterday and here are the standings for the three which Straight-Eight was nominated for…

WINNER

CLOSE third

distant third, but probably only because few people have heard of or and even fewer have seen Straight-Eight's amazing ELEVEN ERUPTION cumshaw video.

For those of you wondering who the other winners were…

 

[Sauerkraut]

Posted earlier…

 

[ozwestcoastboy]

The latest . . .

 

[Sauerkraut]

Hoping that he will post more frequently again, now that he knows that he can post directly to his user account.

 

[dontcallmemrtibbs]

Hoping that he will post more frequently again, now that he knows that he can post directly to his user account.
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he used to post lengthy sets. Like... he’s go out and take thirty or fourth photos at a time.

 

[curious25]

Where does straight eight live?

 

[DiomedesXVI]

Oh wow. I've never seen the picture with the ruler before. He looks to be about 8 inches flat. Was expecting him to be 10 inches long tbh.

This man definitely understands the power of angles.

He's right at 9 long. Some measurements he gives are at 8.5, but his dick curves down a bit naturally (as many really hung uncut dicks do) and he doesn't flatten it in most of his measurement pics.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Where does straight eight live?

Nowhere near South Carolina.

 

[DiomedesXVI]

Nowhere near South Carolina.

Last I heard he lived in Hawaii or moved there.

 

[Fram]

Is he on twitter at all?

 

[Sauerkraut]

Is he on twitter at all?

No, only Reddit.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Last I heard he lived in Hawaii or moved there.

That was only for the “winter” pineapple harvest. He returned home after, that is when his old camera broke.

 

[curious25]

Last I heard he lived in Hawaii or moved there.

The reason I ask is I believe there's a fake profile with a bunch of his pics on another website

 

[dontcallmemrtibbs]

The reason I ask is I believe there's a fake profile with a bunch of his pics on another website

Which website?

 

[curious25]

Which website?

Fetlife. SN is RenOfWands

 

[Sauerkraut]

Fetlife. SN is RenOfWands

Not Straight-Eight. Though, whoever it is did eventually picked up on S-E and straight porn star Alex D having very similar looking bodies and schlongs.
The odd thing is that early photo posts include CUT COCKS.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Fetlife. SN is RenOfWands

Not Straight-Eight. Though, whoever it is did eventually picked up on S-E and straight porn star Alex D having very similar looking bodies and schlongs.
The odd thing is that early photo posts include CUT COCKS.

The weird thing is there are some Straight-Eight pics/clips that I haven’t seen on his Reddit

 

[Sauerkraut]

Nice waggle
https://i.imgur.com/GbHbSaL.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/nirPquf.mp4

Nice cum shots
https://i.imgur.com/SnpHEW0.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/ATvolue.mp4
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[Sauerkraut]

The date on the imgur videos is NOVEMBER 7, 2019 – makes me wonder what other treasures are hidden.