Straight-eight is at it again . . .

Unfortunately zip 002 and zip 003 are broken :sob:
If you still have all three, have them on your desktop or in the same folder and open 001, it should either open the other two automatically or ask your permission, depending on the program you use.
 
Put all three files in the same folder and it’ll open them all.

If you still have all three, have them on your desktop or in the same folder and open 001, it should either open the other two automatically or ask your permission, depending on the program you use.

Yaaaaas! Thank you so much to both of you!
 
already posted the videos, thought people might want to see the stills.

here are the videos:
Straight-eight is at it again . . .
Aha! I've seen these!
I was low-key hoping that they were new videos from your stash haha!

I'll never know, ig, cuz I totally missed the deadline on the downloads, so dumb I know.... oh well!
 
I'll never know, ig, cuz I totally missed the deadline on the downloads, so dumb I know.... oh well!
I'm thinking about reposting them on Wednesday, they would have new addresses of course.
Something for passing the long four day weekend and evenings stuck in your now too small :confused: and too lonely : unamused: childhood bedroom. :joy:
 
I'm thinking about reposting them on Wednesday, they would have new addresses of course.
Something for passing the long four day weekend and evenings stuck in your now too small :confused: and too lonely : unamused: childhood bedroom. :joy:
Bahahaha!! Isn't that the truth!!
 
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Hope these work for all of you, it's a ZIP file split into three parts.

StraightEight crono.zip.001 (1.01GB or 953MB depending on your OS)
StraightEight crono.zip.002 (1.01GB or 953MB depending on your OS)
StraightEight crono.zip.003 (743MB or 704MB depending on your OS)

These expire November 1st, get them while they're hot…

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In case your wondering what the emojis mean:
magic wand = tricks with his schlong (frequently Kegel bounces)
ruler = measuring or comparing to a mass market product
shoe = comparing to a shoe (don't get excited, no men's show icon available, apparently only women wear shoes)
beer mug (Mass) = comparing to a beer bottle or glass
coffee cup = wearing barista apron
red wine = comparing to red wine BOTTLE—the world famous comparison
two fists = double fisted jacking
three water droplets = cum shot — should have been a erupting volcano because they are HUGE loads
helicopter = cockopter
camera = specially great photo series
tomato = Campari or Aperol bottle
basket = great basket pic
tree = skyward pointed erection ready for riding hard
elephant = waving his schlong around like an elephant its trunk
top hat = magic grower (comparison between soft and hanging HEAVY)

-- Let me know if there are any other folders that you think need one of these emojis or are worthy of a new emoji.
 
Files are corrupt they crash and won’t open
You need to down load all three of them, have them in the same location, and open only the .001 file. Depending on your OS, you may need to have them all in one folder.
If that doesn't work, try replacing 'crono' with 'cronological posts ' (note the space at the end, before the '.zip'). They are a simple segmented zip file, it shouldn't be too difficult for any computer to merge.
If you continue having trouble, after that, try downloading a different expander/extraction program.