Straight guys doing not straight things

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What's happening here?
 
John Cena let's a guy kiss him(sort of) while both are in a closet at 3:37. I know off topic but cute.

The more I see of John Cena, the more I'm impressed at what a nice, rounded, intelligent soul he is. Absent of fear, sensitive, balanced.... and of course, beautiful.
 
They're just friends fooling around. They're not fucking, the guy in the back has his underwear on. Probably filming a joke video that looks like they're fucking. Guy in the front doesn't have a boner. They're all laughing. That reads as straight to some people, me included.

As for CLEAR evidence that they're straight, there's no such thing in ANY of the videos posted here, lmao.

Excuse me, you want clear evidence of someone's sexuality? How about clear evidence of the origin of the universe? We're complex beings that do not need labels.
 
How do I get to jerk with my boarding roommate? I want to try jerjing with a boy for the first time

Talk about girls and how they always leave you horny, never want to satisfy you. Like your date last night, left you with blue balls. Then start rubbing it and ask if he likes porn. Then put something on that you like, ask him questions about what he likes, if he's ever found a girl to do what he wants. "Guys are always ready, if only there was a girl that was always down like us... perfect".

Then pull it out and jerk it telling him about the hottest sex you ever had. Ask him about his... then invite him to jerk with you.
 
Talk about girls and how they always leave you horny, never want to satisfy you. Like your date last night, left you with blue balls. Then start rubbing it and ask if he likes porn. Then put something on that you like, ask him questions about what he likes, if he's ever found a girl to do what he wants. "Guys are always ready, if only there was a girl that was always down like us... perfect".

Then pull it out and jerk it telling him about the hottest sex you ever had. Ask him about his... then invite him to jerk with you.
Yeah no. Real life isn't some shitty porn movie