straight guys/ massage

[bostonfloyd]

You are getting an awesome professional massage by a cool guy and you get hard. Is it cool if the dude jerks or sucks you off at the end? Any experiences?

 

[B_Pornsurfer]

You are getting an awesome professional massage by a cool guy and you get hard.

Bit of an oxymoron. I don't typically get hard when I'm getting a professional massage even when it's a female masseuse. It's a relaxing experience, it doesn't wind me up.

Is it cool if the dude jerks or sucks you off at the end? Any experiences?

Wtf, no. Go ask this in the ask a gay guy / ask a bi guy forum.

 

[554279]

Only if he has tits & a vagina or he is fluffing me to fuck his old lady... other than that no probably not.

 

[Remington]

You are getting an awesome professional massage by a cool guy and you get hard. Is it cool if the dude jerks or sucks you off at the end? Any experiences?

1) Never gotten hard during a massage. Regardless of it the masseuse is male or female.

2) No.

 

[D_Macaulay_Cuchold]

Lmao! Not gonna get hard under any circumstance and definitely not letting him touch my dick for any reason... why you ask... because I'm not gay smh

 

[bostonfloyd]

holy shit guys calm down

 

[D_Lolly_Gagging]

Dafuq

 

[Gecko4lif]

You are getting an awesome professional massage by a cool guy and you get hard. Is it cool if the dude jerks or sucks you off at the end? Any experiences?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FQ0MKpp52...AAIlw/lCX4QPW6CQo/s1600/No+Meme+Rage+Face.png


All I gotta say.

 

[dcsurvivor92]

Legally, I don't think they can touch you inappropriately. You may want them too, but it just ain't gonna happen. Unless, someone could give two shits about their career, or the legal ramifications.

 

[D_Miss_Demeanor]

They're not touching my dick.....

 

[Yankee82]

Does not happen! Yeah I might be a little hard, and he or she will probably see it, but they do their job and don't touch my cock!

 

[tbrguy]

Still looking for any chink in the "straight" armour...?

 

[simbablk]

Seriously!? We still have these questions floating around in the "Ask a Straight Man" section?

SMH

NO DAMMIT!!!!

Simba

 

[Pionex]

I don't get that many rub downs and if I did and someone male or female touched me, I would have to stop the session. It isn't professional and I am paying for a massage and not sex.
Maybe the gay or bi section would be a better location to post this question.

 

[twoton]

I've only gotten one massage in my life, and it was a "chair" massage and I didn't like it. Soft music, freaky aromas, candles & shit jack up my anxiety.

But if there's a chance this could happen:

You are getting an awesome professional massage by a cool guy and you get hard.

no way am I ever getting a real massage.

 

[D_Skippy_Skidmarx]

No.

 

[AnonForever]

Nope. I'm straight, go figure :O