Straight pissers at Kingsday Netherlands / Wildplassers koningsdag

Can someone translate these convos?
If you use Chrome, just right click anywhere on the page and select "Translate to English". It'll change all the not-English text to English, right in the browser, as if it was written in English (almost!). If you use any other browser, sorry, you'll have to see if they have a built-in translator.