This is beyound silly. I would be fine to answer questions about it, but your questioning seems more than just odd and your "proofs" of it being fake are plain stupid. Anyway, just jump to the next post I certainly didn't write it thinking of you.
This is beyound silly. I would be fine to answer questions about it, but your questioning seems more than just odd and your "proofs" of it being fake are plain stupid. Anyway, just jump to the next post I certainly didn't write it thinking of you.
When I was much younger, I would go to Ocean City, Maryland every year with a group of 4 or 5 guy friends. I remember on one of the trips my friend Bill and I were standing on the hotel balcony drinking beers, when our friend Rich steps on the balcony fresh from the shower wearing a just a towel and holding a beer. After a couple of minutes, Bill sends me back into the room to grab a few more beers for us. I wasn't three steps into the room before I heard the sliding glass door slam shut and lock. Bill was holding Rich's towel, and Rich was using his hand to cover his dick while banging his forehead on the glass telling us to let him in the room. We were assholes as we all stood at the glass door clapping and cheering. He did let him after a few minutes,
Unfortunately I’m surrounded by douchebag neighbors. They’ve complained to the HOA about my French flag (Bastille Day) my Pride flag (only flown on day of city parade) and my German flag (flown infrequently) to recall my German roots. Every other day the Stars and Stripes is flying proudly.
Our yard garners compliments by everyone who walks by but in 20 years we’ve never won yard of the month. Being the only gay couple in a gated community 20 years ago wasn’t as fun as it is today.
Our Obama sign disappeared so often that we finally put it in a window out of reach. The police have been called on our parties due to too many cars along the curb. And on it goes.
To answer your question, we are in the search for our forever home. Hugs
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Get that home WITHOUT HOA. HOA's any place I have ever been are a BIG POS (piece of shit) that stink to high worlds of the universe. I would buy acrerage. Good luck finding your new place.
I agree. If at all possible, avoid any home that comes with a homeowner's association or other neighborhood controls beyond normal zoning restrictions.
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Guy strips naked and climbs tree stand, leaving clothes behind on the ground. If anyone came along, he wouldn’t be able to get back down in time
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Another one. Guy leaves the house totally naked and jerks off by his car. No clothes around or anything to cover up with.
I’m also realizing with this video and the last, I like hearing them talk about the fact they’re naked
I’m also realizing with this video and the last, I like hearing them talk about the fact they’re naked
Always loved this one:
This isn't the one I was looking for, but it's not bad 
Guys - Please just hand me my clothes....
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I’m often on call so the phone is typically close. We have backyard furniture with tables so it was sitting near my adult beverage.
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I have a beach story. I wasn’t naked but in my Aussiebum speedos at bondi beach. I locked up all of my stuff in a locker which required me to created a 4 digit code. Not wanting someone to see what code I punched in as the locker room was busy I covered part of the pad with my hand. I had a great day at the beach but when I came back to my locker the code wouldn’t work! Here I was in only my speedos. I went to the manager’s office but he was away on break so I hung around in my speedos until he returned. He was able to give me my code which was off by one number from what I thought I punched in. But that wasn’t all. When I punched the code in I needed to pay an extra $2 to open the locker lol. I tried begging people that passed by for two dollars but they brushed me off like I was some nuisance. I even said I’d give them $5 if they’d give me $2 but to no avail. There was a cafe not far down the hallway so I asked a girl there if I could borrow $2. She giggled at my situation but said she didn’t have $2 but her manager did so he gave me the $2. When I had opened the locker I went back and offered him the $5 but he wouldn’t take it. I started thinking that I’d have to go back to where I was staying on the subway in just my speedos.
I had a running "feud" with a friend in college where one of us would wind up causing the other to be naked in embarrassing situations. We went on a trip with a school club to a large conference where we stayed over a weekend, guys and girls. We had a break and all went to enjoy the indoor pool at the hotel. While we were in the pool, I "pansted" him with a lot of people around. He was only exposed for a few seconds before he jerked his trunks back up.
We had a dinner that night, so I decided to go shower early so there would be time for everyone to get ready. As I'm in the shower, I hear the door to the room open, and then the door to the bathroom. He had recruited another guy, and three girls followed along. They drug me out of the shower and tossed me out into the hallway for. good 10 minutes. I just sat down and leaned against the door with my knees pulled up, which everyone who walked by found very amusing.
They realized that this wasn't being embarrassing enough since I wasn't really showing anything, so they came out and grabbed me by the arms and ran me up and down the hallway, and then for good measure we stood in front of the elevator until a group of people got off who started giggling. I was surprised no one called the front desk, but everyone on the floor were other college students, so no one really cared. By that point it wasn't even really embarrassing any more, so we went back to the room and I surprised them all by hanging out naked until it was time to get dressed for the dinner.
We had a dinner that night, so I decided to go shower early so there would be time for everyone to get ready. As I'm in the shower, I hear the door to the room open, and then the door to the bathroom. He had recruited another guy, and three girls followed along. They drug me out of the shower and tossed me out into the hallway for. good 10 minutes. I just sat down and leaned against the door with my knees pulled up, which everyone who walked by found very amusing.
They realized that this wasn't being embarrassing enough since I wasn't really showing anything, so they came out and grabbed me by the arms and ran me up and down the hallway, and then for good measure we stood in front of the elevator until a group of people got off who started giggling. I was surprised no one called the front desk, but everyone on the floor were other college students, so no one really cared. By that point it wasn't even really embarrassing any more, so we went back to the room and I surprised them all by hanging out naked until it was time to get dressed for the dinner.
Apparently, being locked out of your hotel room naked is a thing. I was a bystander once at at upscale hotel. I was at the front desk checking in late when a guy sheepishly crept up starkers while trying to cover himself with a filled ice bucket. He’d made an ice run nude and locked his key inside his room. Security was called to sort the situation. The desk clerk just said to me “happens all the time”. When asked, the clerk said that the protocol is for security to ask the person to identify some things in the room and they then verify the info before they let the person in. My mind leapt to things like “um, I left gay porn running on the TV and there are a couple used condoms next to the bed.” I really think they just want to see some ID, but it’s fun to speculate.
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Have been naked at hotels and done the walk of shame to registration.Have been naked in dorm halls.Last year we guys would do early morning showers down at the girls end of floor.Little did I know my roommate alerted everyone one morning.They snuck in and took my towel and Calvins.I went into the hallway in only my tanline to the applause of the whole floor.I tried to cover myself but the guys escorted me with my arms behind my back.My dick waving up and down as I went down the hall.
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Guy is jerking in his car in parking garage. Around 7:00, he gets out naked and walks up a flight os stairs to the top level of the garage. Imagine if he got caught that far from his clothes
Or locked his keys in his car lol. I'm surprised there weren't security cameras all over that garage.
