Teachers/ Professors?

Give us the story about the principal, please
Certainly! I used to hang around after school until the evening working on art projects. Usually there would only be a few people left on campus. I liked to go jerk off in the men’s room nearby the art studio and I always had it to myself. I walked in one evening and saw my principal (who I had a massive crush on at the time) vigorously stroking at the urinals. He immediately stopped when he heard someone and turned bright red. I walked up next to him and started pissing and just stared at the wall pretending like he was there to piss while he held his boner silently. He tried to make some very uncomfortable small talk and I finished pissing, looked him in the eyes, at his boner, and back up to his eyes and told him he better finish up soon because the janitor would be in shortly. Said have fun as I walked out and we never ever addressed it. He treated me very kindly after that. I think he was afraid I’d tell but what he didn’t know is I’d sooner get on my knees for him than rat him out.
 
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I found one of my teachers i have last year and one i have rn. Ill wait till i leave the school to message them
I was wondering if you are contacting them (and possibly wanting to have sex with them) because they coincidentally happen to be hot too or just wanting to fuck them because of the fact that they were (your) teachers.
 
At uni, I had an English prof who seemed to have developed a crush on me. I didn't want anything to happen between us as I wasn't particularly attracted to him but I enjoyed the tension between us. We'd sometimes meet at the student cafe before class or stay a bit after class and just chat.

After I was done taking both of his classes, he invited me over for dinner at his home. His wife had cooked an elaborate dinner, which I felt bad about as I forgot to mention that I am vegetarian. He'd told me that they'd met because they were both fighting over the same person but it's only later that it dawned on me that there was more to the invite than just dinner.
That’s a good criminal book twist.

Fighting over the same person mmmmmmmm