Thane Rivers - Thane Rivers Viking Lumbersnack
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This. 100 times. I’ll be on their IG like “Pleeeeeease have an OF”
…,then find it and be let DOWN. Like, “you’re so focused on being hot that you can’t be erotic!”
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Okay, so I just subscribed. "Not worth it" is not enough to describe the level of grift this is.
He popped up on my IG the other day and I could immediately tell he had an OF. I have a thing for the grizzly, mountain man aesthetic, so I did my googling and found his PornHub page. Simple, newer page- a few of the "Hello/Goodnight, Sexy" posts (25 - 40 seconds) with a bit of under the pants teasing + moans. I figured that he was using this as a teaser/promotion for his OnlyFans page. To me, the teasing content was hot enough for me to dust off my OnlyFans account and join his 'free' onlyfans page that I found.
That should have been my first red flag.
The free onlyfans page (the name of this thread) is the base account. I gathered that this is where he started the whole "GM/GN, Sexy" thing as there are several of them, along with some 'grunting excessively in the gym videos', throughout (25-40 seconds). Also scattered about are posts linking to his second page, Thane Rivers Daily, which at $20/month presents itself as the X-rated version of his OG page. I assumed for that price point, the priced page would include the full flow of events: walk up, solo actions, cum, gm/gn sexy, walk off (as shown in the freebie I was given below). There are several fuller length solo videos advertised also for $20 on his main page also linking/advertising his paid page, belaboring my thought that the $20 page is where it's at.
That should have been my second red flag.
After spending $20, I unlocked 101 R-rated -AT BEST- versions of what can be found on any of his accessible pages online- a man standing in his front yard teasing his cock. Yes, you get to see his full penis. That is all. The videos on the paid page are no more that 1:30. Within that time he is seen walking up with or without his penis out, rubs it and moans for about 30-40, says his little schtick, then walks off. That is literally it. None of the videos linked are found on the $20 page, which means that he's charging $20 a pop for solo videos on the free page + $20/month for semi-solo videos on a separate page.
I rarely use OnlyFans to find my amateur porn, especially after getting rid of Twitter this year, so when I came across him I got pretty stoked for a potentially hot new find. He is very handsome, nicely shaped and sized penis, and has a hot voice but this whole experience gave me serious ick. I honestly don't even want to fuck with OF anymore if they're going to let people pull shit like this. I started out watching the videos with a rager and ended my scroll-thru with raging anger and a soft cock.
I can't justify letting a month go by and literally not watching any of his content past today.
Disputing the charge and unfollowing his accounts- what a let down!
Save your coins, girlies- here's the ONE cum shot I encountered and it was only sent to me because I joined. For the record, if he does come across this post, I would have been fine paying $20/month to see this 20-31 times a month as advertised.
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Thanks for letting me vent- I actually feel 100x better.
-xx
Okay, so I just subscribed. "Not worth it" is not enough to describe the level of grift this is.
He popped up on my IG the other day and I could immediately tell he had an OF. I have a thing for the grizzly, mountain man aesthetic, so I did my googling and found his PornHub page. Simple, newer page- a few of the "Hello/Goodnight, Sexy" posts (25 - 40 seconds) with a bit of under the pants teasing + moans. I figured that he was using this as a teaser/promotion for his OnlyFans page. To me, the teasing content was hot enough for me to dust off my OnlyFans account and join his 'free' onlyfans page that I found.
That should have been my first red flag.
The free onlyfans page (the name of this thread) is the base account. I gathered that this is where he started the whole "GM/GN, Sexy" thing as there are several of them, along with some 'grunting excessively in the gym videos', throughout (25-40 seconds). Also scattered about are posts linking to his second page, Thane Rivers Daily, which at $20/month presents itself as the X-rated version of his OG page. I assumed for that price point, the priced page would include the full flow of events: walk up, solo actions, cum, gm/gn sexy, walk off (as shown in the freebie I was given below). There are several fuller length solo videos advertised also for $20 on his main page also linking/advertising his paid page, belaboring my thought that the $20 page is where it's at.
That should have been my second red flag.
After spending $20, I unlocked 101 R-rated -AT BEST- versions of what can be found on any of his accessible pages online- a man standing in his front yard teasing his cock. Yes, you get to see his full penis. That is all. The videos on the paid page are no more that 1:30. Within that time he is seen walking up with or without his penis out, rubs it and moans for about 30-40, says his little schtick, then walks off. That is literally it. None of the videos linked are found on the $20 page, which means that he's charging $20 a pop for solo videos on the free page + $20/month for semi-solo videos on a separate page.
I rarely use OnlyFans to find my amateur porn, especially after getting rid of Twitter this year, so when I came across him I got pretty stoked for a potentially hot new find. He is very handsome, nicely shaped and sized penis, and has a hot voice but this whole experience gave me serious ick. I honestly don't even want to fuck with OF anymore if they're going to let people pull shit like this. I started out watching the videos with a rager and ended my scroll-thru with raging anger and a soft cock.
I can't justify letting a month go by and literally not watching any of his content past today.
Disputing the charge and unfollowing his accounts- what a let down!
Save your coins, girlies- here's the ONE cum shot I encountered and it was only sent to me because I joined. For the record, if he does come across this post, I would have been fine paying $20/month to see this 20-31 times a month as advertised.
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Thanks for letting me vent- I actually feel 100x better.
-xx
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No problem! Just wanted to make everyone aware of what -not- to expect and to avoid making the mistake I did. I thought I was smart by doing a bit of window shopping first, but ultimately got a dud.
Also, you won't see a glimpse of his ass on any of the 3 pages (unless you pay $20 for a solo and maybe see it from the front) because the plaid pants stay all the way up in all his videos.
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Give him time, ladies. Usually, the traffic slows down for his lot, and he starts to show you eeeeeeeeverything. Or he drops off the face of the earth altogether. Either way, it's about not putting up w his crap.
He just shared his first ass pic on his only fans
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Just found this video, thought to add to the thread
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His FB page pics & vids are GP nice, only shows bare chested wearing one of the many plaid flannel PG/sweat type pull-on pants walking around in the beautiful country place that he must live, often drinking something from a mug as he walks & bids a morning or night greeting. Also seen videos of him with (his) four beautiful Husky dogs. He has a Pornhub page with a few pics & a bunch of teaser R to semi-X vids same as his GP vids & attire, but sporting big hard-on tent & often with his hand in his pants stroking his cock. I did find a bunch of HOT X rated vids where he drops his plaid flannel pants & jerks his impressive beautiful big cock & shoots quite a load in each video...extremely HOT & SEXY! I find him very sexy, hot, mysterious & intriguing. Not been able to discover where in US he is located, nor his sexuality (gay-bi-straight?). I confess he really does turn me on big time. He also has a website where he sells sort of folk-art type wood signs with Nordic/Celtic art & some of the greetings & goodnights he says in his videos. For what the stuff is, not cheap, recall seeing one of his wooden signs was about $60-$70. I think most in that range. I guess he makes money from the various sites he's on. I think his ONLY FANS site is $20 a month. Thane Rivers's Porn Videos | Pornhub Products He's on many media sites...TikTok, Instagram, LinkedIn, OnlyFans, FaceBook, PinInterest & X
