@petergroot haha well spoken whats tp and nice since of humor because this site deserves gratitude for functioning transparently
The $10,000 10-inch challenge
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This almost feels like those massively popular talent shows where they put hopeless delusional people on for comedic effect and everyone proceeds to mock them and laugh. I’m not saying they don’t deserve it (hell, I laughed), but I feel like some might not be playing with a full deck.
@Penisart4u sure this is climatic (no pun intended) im putting it on my checklist im sure im atleast two in longer and ill post either way for the spirit of the debate really youre a joker
you may be in the fold because you act like a 3 in increase is unimaginable
Option B it is then.
Bursts through the door (a la Kramer) into a party of people he doesn’t know, all while wearing a tinfoil hat and sparklers in each hand. Proceeds to sing the “Pina Colada” song in Swahili to a trash can and wonders why no one applauds.
Ok, once again I’ll do it, just to summarize. You have been “lurking” on the site, you knew this thread well enough to pick the user name “here2claimtheprize” yet you didn’t bother to adhere to any of the rules of this contest. I am HIGHLY suspect that you don’t know what the rules are, especially seeing as how @MisterB was gracious enough to specifically tell you what was required and not to bother with anything less than that.
Yet, you came back sputtering indecipherable gibberish and, most importantly, NO MEASURING photo!
So, now I’m going to put my money on the strong likelihood that you, having already fulfilled option B, will now end up with option C as well. Given your reading comprehension skills I also will put money on you not making it through this whole post of mine.
Yeah, but imagine how boring this thread would be if nobody ever did that. We'd be on page five or something. I think somebody just made up that prize claimer guy because it had gotten so dead in here lately.
Ha! You know, it’s funny because I was thinking that this morning. @Mr. LPSG probably created that account to liven the thread up.Yeah, but imagine how boring this thread would be if nobody ever did that. We'd be on page five or something. I think somebody just made up that prize claimer guy because it had gotten so dead in here lately.
here2claimtheprize for what? You really are no exception in claiming some figure based on a bad measurement. I also guess there is no prize for being numero 100 to try this (didn’t count the number of attempts).
But maybe it’s just that estimating isn’t one of your skills given your estimation of the size of a credit card. You are only about 35% off. And maybe measuring isn’t one of your skills either. Because you clearly show you’re not twice as long as the credit card, yet you believe so
My favourite part of this thread is this sort of stuff. Reminds me of that one guy who kept insisting it was 10 inches because his head was 2 inches long and his penis was 5 heads long with photos of his penis head shopped next to his actual penis indicating it was 5 penisheads long.
Great stuff.
Great stuff.
Ha! I missed that one. Brilliant. Man, people can be bonkers.
I think he is settling in to that dusty display case nicely.
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Oh man... Did someone just swoop in with another "measured with anything but a fucking ruler" attempt? Well, looks like that ship sunk. Maybe next time...
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