Babe, Zero percent is real, c’mon. At some point you have to start realizing he is trolling. He never promised you he would show you his real body. You’re paying for the footlong dong, so you size queens are getting it.
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Wait… I agree this thread is Sad but did you mean “Well said!”? Anywho… yes, the footlong dong ya’ll in heat over won’t be surfing your buns anytime soon. So grab a thawed hotdog and slap yourself in the face and make the best of it. Atleast you can laugh at yourself. Everyone gets a little thirsty at times, it’s okay. Just imagine that Sunkissed footlong peaking out of his gym shorts doing a one eyed wink and you should feel less sad.
So im a little partial… I f’d w/ him in LA pre-pandemic. Not really dating but just sort of fuck buds for maybe 3 months. He has a strange sense of humor so I’m sure he finds this whole thing funny. In reality he does have an unnaturally Big Dick (soft) and ngl, he is a great fck. More of the romantic vanilla type than some wild porn star but sex was always solid. He is super thick soft so he looks enormous in normal clothes but it’s probably a like 9.5 to 10 but not 10.5 and no way 12. It’s soo fat / wide when it’s soft you can’t help but notice in gym shorts so I think he just went with it since there were already full online forums created about it from non-sexual, legitimate, instructional workout videos he did. He just took control of the narrative and made a profit. Nice guy, funny guy, Great Dick, not a wild pornstar entertainer type but vanilla f*cks like a champ. Sorry your King Kong fantasies are ruined. Check his early real fitness stuff for the real meat, it is impressive.
Sure, whatever makes you happy
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I'm assuming you don't know the story about this guy. He is fake! A majority of his photos are either AI images or photoshopped. He is also painting this picture that he lived in Hawaii. He indeed lives in Los Angeles and has a gym in West Hollywood. I subscribed to his Patreon and immediately called him out regarding his content. He refunded my money without question or argument. He may appeal to some people, but I despise liars.
You forgot the bit about wearing a prosthetic penis
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This is so terribly done like that’s not how lighting works
. My god the photoshop is so bad
