The Himbo & I

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Part One

The neon sign outside "The Rusty Anchor" flickered like it was winking at passersby, promising cold beers, loud laughs, and maybe a dash of drama on a Friday night. Inside, the bar was a cozy chaos of wooden booths, mismatched stools, and a jukebox that only played hits from the 80s unless someone bribed it with quarters. Jake Harlan, the resident himbo bartender, had been slinging drinks here for three solid years. At 30, he was the kind of guy who turned heads without trying—broad shoulders from his weekend gym sessions, a perpetual five-o'clock shadow, and a smile that could disarm even the grumpiest regular. He was straight as an arrow, or so he thought, happily dating his girlfriend Mia, a fiery redhead who worked at the local coffee shop and kept him on his toes with her endless energy.

But tonight, Jake was wiping down the massive oak bar that stretched across the back wall, flanked by his usual crew: Dylan, the lanky 28-year-old bartender with a knack for mixing craft cocktails that sounded way fancier than they tasted, and Roxie, the sassy 32-year-old waitress who could carry four trays at once without breaking a sweat. The bar owners, a married couple named Carla and Vic, were in the back office crunching numbers—Carla with her no-nonsense bob haircut and Vic with his eternal optimism that "this month we'll turn a profit." They popped out every now and then to check on things, Carla barking orders like a drill sergeant, Vic smoothing it over with dad jokes.

The door swung open with a chime, and in walked Alex Rivera, the new hire. At 25, Alex was the epitome of a twink—slender build, soft features, and a mop of wavy dark hair that he nervously tucked behind his ear. He was openly gay, with feminine mannerisms that came naturally: a gentle sway in his step, expressive hand gestures, and a voice that lilted like a melody. But when it came to men, he clammed up faster than a bad oyster. Women? No problem—he could chat for hours about skincare routines or the latest rom-com. Men? They'd make his cheeks flush, and he'd retreat into shy silence. This was his first day as a bartender, fresh off a gig at a quiet café, and he was already second-guessing the switch.

"New kid's here!" Roxie announced from her spot at the end of the bar, her ponytail bouncing as she balanced a tray of empty glasses. She eyed Alex up and down with a grin. "Honey, you look like you could use a shot before your shift even starts. I'm Roxie—queen of the waitstaff around here."

Alex smiled timidly, adjusting his black button-up shirt that was a size too big. "Hi, Roxie. I'm Alex. Nice to meet you." He extended a hand, but she pulled him into a quick hug instead.

"None of that formal stuff. We're family here. That's Dylan over there—he's the one who thinks putting lavender in a martini makes him sophisticated." Roxie pointed to Dylan, who was meticulously arranging bottles like they were chess pieces.

Dylan waved without looking up. "It's called innovation, Rox. One day you'll appreciate it when you're not chugging your basic vodka sodas."

And then there was Jake, who straightened up from polishing a glass, his blue eyes landing on Alex with a mix of curiosity and that easygoing charm. There was something about the new guy—maybe the way he fidgeted with his sleeves or how his laugh sounded light and genuine when Roxie teased him. Jake wasn't sure why, but he felt an odd pull, like spotting a puzzle piece that didn't quite fit but you wanted to try anyway. "Hey, man, I'm Jake. Welcome to the madhouse. You ever bartended before?"

Alex glanced up, his hazel eyes widening a bit at Jake's towering frame. Jake was built like a linebacker who'd wandered into a bar instead of a field, and Alex felt that familiar shyness creep in. "Uh, not really. I mean, I made lattes and stuff at my old job. But I can learn fast!" His voice pitched up at the end, and he gestured with his hands as if painting the air.

Jake chuckled, a deep, rumbling sound that filled the space. "Lattes to liquor? Bold move. Don't worry, we'll break you in easy. Just don't confuse the tequila with the whipped cream—happened once, total disaster." He winked, and Alex's cheeks turned a soft pink, though he managed a small laugh.

Roxie rolled her eyes. "Jake's our resident himbo. Means well, but sometimes the lights are on and nobody's home. Last week he tried to 'fix' the ice machine by hitting it with a wrench. Flooded the whole back room."

"Hey, it worked eventually!" Jake protested, flexing his arm dramatically. "Brute force is a skill."

Dylan snorted. "Yeah, a skill that cost Carla fifty bucks in repairs. Anyway, Alex, come on over. We'll show you the ropes before the rush hits."

As the evening kicked off, the bar filled with the usual Friday crowd: office workers unwinding, couples on awkward dates, and a group of rowdy friends celebrating a birthday. Alex shadowed Jake behind the bar, watching as the older man effortlessly poured pints and mixed margaritas. Jake's girlfriend, Mia, even swung by for a quick hello, planting a kiss on his cheek before heading out to meet friends. "Don't work too hard, babe," she said with a laugh.

"Never do," Jake replied, grinning. But as she left, his eyes drifted back to Alex, who was carefully measuring out a shot of whiskey for a customer. "So, Alex, what's your story? Why'd you pick this dive over your fancy coffee gig?"

Alex shrugged, his movements graceful as he slid the drink across the bar. "Needed a change. Plus, the tips here are supposed to be killer. And... I don't know, bars seem fun. Meeting people and all."

"Fun? Ha!" Roxie chimed in from across the room, dodging a waiter named Tom—a wiry guy in his mid-20s with a perpetual smirk—who was carrying a platter of nachos. "Tom, watch your elbows! Last time you nearly took out a customer."

Tom grinned. "That's how I keep 'em awake, Rox. Hey, new guy! I'm Tom. If you need help with the heavy lifting, don't ask Jake—he's all show, no go."

Jake feigned offense, clutching his chest. "Wounded, man. Deeply wounded. Alex, ignore him. Tom's just jealous 'cause I can bench more than his ego."

Alex giggled, covering his mouth with his hand. It was a soft, feminine sound that made Jake pause for a second, tilting his head curiously. "You guys are hilarious. It's like a sitcom back here."

The night wore on, and the team fell into a rhythm. Sarah, one of the waitresses—a bubbly 27-year-old with blonde curls and a talent for upselling appetizers—joined the fray, flirting harmlessly with customers to boost tips. "Alex, sweetie, you're a natural! That smile of yours could sell ice to Eskimos," she said, bumping hips with him as she grabbed a tray.

"Thanks, Sarah," Alex replied, beaming. He clicked instantly with the women—Roxie and Sarah pulling him into their gossip circle during lulls. "So, spill: who's the worst customer you've had?"

Roxie leaned in. "Oh, honey, there was this one guy who insisted on 'extra foam' in his beer. Turned out he meant bubbles. Jake here tried to explain it for ten minutes before realizing the dude was just drunk."

Jake, overhearing, laughed from his spot mixing a cocktail. "Hey, I was being thorough! Alex, you gotta watch out for the foam freaks."

As the crowd thinned around midnight, Carla emerged from the back, her sharp eyes scanning the room. "Good work, team. Vic says we're up 20% from last Friday—keep it up, or I'll dock your imaginary bonuses." Vic followed, chuckling. "What she means is, pizza party's on us next week if we hit the goal."

"Nice!" Dylan high-fived Jake. "Alex, you survived night one. Not bad for a rookie."

Alex wiped his hands on a towel, exhaling. "Thanks. It was... intense, but fun." His eyes met Jake's again, and there was a spark of something—curiosity on Jake's end, shyness on Alex's.

Jake clapped him on the back, a friendly gesture that lingered a second too long. "Stick around, kid. We'll make a bartender out of you yet. Hey, wanna grab a late bite after close? The diner's got killer pancakes."

Alex hesitated, his feminine poise cracking into a shy nod. "Uh, sure. If it's not too much trouble."

Roxie overheard and smirked. "Ooh, Jake's taking the new boy under his wing. Watch out, Alex—next thing you know, he'll have you spotting him at the gym."
Jake rolled his eyes. "It's just food, Rox. Not a date."

But as they locked up, Jake couldn't shake the intrigue. Alex was different—soft-spoken, quick-witted in a quiet way, and oddly captivating. Little did he know, this was just the start of a friendship that would blur lines he never knew existed.