The "how To Measure Your Penis" Guide

[Excelsus]

Good morning class!
Today’s lesson is about how to measure your penis!
While at first glance this might seem like an easy task, history has shown, that nearly everyone who attempted this challenge has failed miserably to provide an accurate result. Therefore, one must assume that there are hidden obstacles which prevent success in such undertaking. But don't be discouraged, because I'm here to help.

Using my skills in the advanced science of metrology I provided several example pictures to illustrate the Do's and Don’ts in penis length measuring. The complexity might be overwhelming at first, but I'm confident that it is possible for most if not everyone to master even such a difficult endeavor.

Critics might argue, that the scientific correct way to measure a penis is by pressing the ruler against the pelvic bone, which reduces deviations among test subjects due to variant thickness of belly fat. To those I respond: Get your fat ass off the couch and stop eating so much crap, if you want a bigger cock!

 

[Excelsus]

All examples as individual images:

 

[Ocine]

Nice guide
it show how easy is to "cheat" your measurement by just sitting or using a measure tape

 

[Cum_is_Great]

Everything was perfect. Except the fat shaming about bonepressed. But I'm just sensitive I guess.

 

[Snakebyte]

Critics might argue, that the scientific correct way to measure a penis is by pressing the ruler against the pelvic bone, which reduces deviations among test subjects due to variant thickness of belly fat.

And they would be 100% wrong since there is no scientific standard when it comes to bpel vs nbpel.
Nice job. Btw: this seriously should be a sticky. would stop lots of nonsense.

 

[Shepardson]

this seriously should be a sticky

I agree. When you've been watching this crap for a while you get to where you can take one quick glance at a dick measurement picture and say "oh... he's doing that thing where they do this". Most of that stuff just flies right past the average person.

 

[SmallDguy]

I agree. When you've been watching this crap for a while you get to where you can take one quick glance at a dick measurement picture and say "oh... he's doing that thing where they do this". Most of that stuff just flies right past the average person.

Exactly!!! For example some ppl here are convinced I'm not small. I'm the epitome of average depending on what study you look for. I'm most days exactly 5 1/4 I length and 4.8 at my thickest in girth. Height has aloooot to do with size perception. Also photo manipulation. It's happened to me many times... "it's just a pic I need to see it irl". Results disappointment

 

[Cum_is_Great]

Exactly!!! For example some ppl here are convinced I'm not small. I'm the epitome of average depending on what study you look for. I'm most days exactly 5 1/4 I length and 4.8 at my thickest in girth. Height has aloooot to do with size perception. Also photo manipulation. It's happened to me many times... "it's just a pic I need to see it irl". Results disappointment

Epitome of average means not small you know. Average is not small. Small is small. Average is average.

 

[Autumn Oak]

Bpel is 7 1/4 × 5.5..no complaints yet..and I love to eat pussy..mmm

 

[Excelsus]

Everything was perfect. Except the fat shaming about bonepressed. But I'm just sensitive I guess.

Sorry, couldn't resist

 

[Arar88]

What about banana dick ? Who to measuring?

 

[dickapick]

So I am allowed to use a fake ruler? As long as it’s hard? Asking for a friend ..

 

[dickapick]

What about banana dick ? Who to measuring?

Well. This guide is about measuring yourself. So you measure. Using a hard ruler, so in a straight line, on top, etc. See for extensive information post #1

 

[Excelsus]

What about banana dick ?

coming soon...
spoiler alert: measuring along the outside curve ist not the right way

So I am allowed to use a fake ruler? As long as it’s hard? Asking for a friend ..

If you use a fake ruler, it wouldn't be a measurement at all

 

[Arar88]

Well. This guide is about measuring yourself. So you measure. Using a hard ruler, so in a straight line, on top, etc. See for extensive information post #1

But is not straight its Curved up

 

[dickapick]

But is not straight its Curved up

Bad luck for measuring then. A hard ruler is a straight line. But don’t be sad. I would like to measure 10 inches and that is not possible for me. Then again a measurement is just a number. Don’t focus too much on that number

 

[love2compare]

What about banana dick ? Who to measuring?

I believe in a cience context they usually suggest tape rulers to take the curve into account correctly (#banana dick question above). That banana lenght would simply not be counted in correctly with a hard "horizontal" ruler!

Actually, "science" also usually applies the bpel all the way down to the pubic bone, as different fat pads lead to different dick measurements. To avoid this, you press as much as possible into the fat. Sorry for the potential controversy with the school guidelines, but of course this manhood measuring dispute exists since stone age already.

Having said that, the class of how to measure a penis correctly was greatly appreciated and the quality of your study material is very suckable, sorry, mean to say nicely prepared.

Lastly, i want to add that everybody should love their cock no matter what size. A cock is a cock, no matter what size!

PS: We should really get away from this old fashioned shaming "bigger is better" culture to the new "a cock is a cock - no matter what size" culture. Suggested read: The Boyfriend dick blog

 

[Arar88]

Bad luck for measuring then. A hard ruler is a straight line. But don’t be sad. I would like to measure 10 inches and that is not possible for me. Then again a measurement is just a number. Don’t focus too much on that number

I do not .. it's just intriguing .. I really like the size especially the thickness 6.5inch .. with a measuring tape length 7.5inch but you say it is not acceptable .. but I have no other way to measure it

 

[BigAssDude]

And they would be 100% wrong since there is no scientific standard when it comes to bpel vs nbpel.
Nice job. Btw: this seriously should be a sticky. would stop lots of nonsense.

They would not be wrong. Almost all studies were conducted with Bone-pressed erect length. By the way - they were probably also conducted without thrusting and with straight legs (unlike done here).
That's the way you can compare yourself to others, that's all. Even so, CalcSD has a way of comparing NBP measurements.

 

[Snakebyte]

They would not be wrong. Almost all studies were conducted with Bone-pressed erect length. By the way - they were probably also conducted without thrusting and with straight legs (unlike done here).
That's the way you can compare yourself to others, that's all. Even so, CalcSD has a way of comparing NBP measurements.

Nonsense. The majority of studies measured fsel. The studies that measured erect length either used bp or nbp depending on the data needed. And it's a 50:50 at best when it comes to bpel vs nbpel in clinical studies, rather skewed towards nbpel. Your wording ("probably") shows that you obviously didn't read the methodology part of the dozens of clinical studies that were done around the globe.