The legendary john holmes

I think she said 21cm for the black guy and 24cm for John...seems a little exaggerated as they are no fully hard??
 
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I too saw an early John Holmes that I'm going to try to find.
I'll look out for your's too.

The one I remember seeing was a slim woman at a table and I think John comes in to eat or drink and she moves round the table and stands in front of him. He sits and fondles her before they both are up on their feet in front of the table and undress.

John has a massive big dick (not fully erect - but very impressive) swinging about between his and her legs, deliberately trapping it and letting it swing so the camera gets a good look before she goes down on him.

The scene is shot in a studio.

I'll look for it later or tomorrow...... maybe if anyone has any clues to title or her name. that would help...?

thanks man I appreciate it. The blonde (the scene started with two women that John is photoing, and one leaves) has amazing blown out 80s bleach blonde hair. There's a huge orgy scene that ends the flick. In the one you're trying to find, is he wearing a crappy tan polyester shirt and jeans that are almost too small for him?
 
The blonde has amazing blown out 80s bleach blonde hair.
In the one you're trying to find, is he wearing a crappy tan polyester shirt and jeans that are almost too small for him?

Searched MonsterCockLand for both but unfortunately; No luck.

There are a couple of short clips with blond women with big 80's hair but the clips don't seem to have him taking photos....
I'll have another look.

Re; the one I'm searching for - I think you may be right about what John was wearing..... but unfortunately that doesn't seem to be threr either.
 
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Searched MonsterCockLand for both but unfortunately; No luck.

There are a couple of short clips with blond women with big 80's hair but the clips don't seem to have him taking photos....
I'll have another look.

Re; the one I'm searching for - I think you may be right about what John was wearing..... but unfortunately that doesn't seem to be threr either.

Thanks! Yah he's on a photoshoot set, I think they made it look like they were at the beach or something like that, I think the models were in bikinis. He's super cheesy with a camera that's for sure! The whole thing is super cheesy, but he's fucking enormous in that first scene. I can't remember if it's his first scene or a later one, but near the end when he's going to (finally) cum, he straddles the actress over her torso and picks his cock up and drops it down between her tits and it's like a cartoon or something, it's so big it just flops/slaps down on her and they both laugh like "oh my god, it's so big" about it. It's pretty hot, it's when you realize how damn big he was especially when performing with small women.
 
I think she said 21cm for the black guy and 24cm for John...seems a little exaggerated as they are no fully hard??
24cm is kind of close to John fully hard and black guy is probaly 18cm hard aka 7 inches.
 
24cm is kind of close to John fully hard and black guy is probaly 18cm hard aka 7 inches.
You have to do an enhancement of the measuring instead.

The movie was made in Denmark but synchronised into German as Germany was the major market for Colour Climax Corporation (the company behind the scene).

I've once seen a movie with Bill the Bull where everyone spoke Danish except Bill. They talked very freely about his cock and him. In the official version everyone speaks German and the words are scripted to fit the "storyline".

It's most likely the same here. However the 24cm comment might suggest John have informed them he's 9.5" beforehand. Not the 14" (or whatever) he has been labelled with at different studios. Still an inch over his actual size but way close to truth.
 
You have to do an enhancement of the measuring instead.

The movie was made in Denmark but synchronised into German as Germany was the major market for Colour Climax Corporation (the company behind the scene).

I've once seen a movie with Bill the Bull where everyone spoke Danish except Bill. They talked very freely about his cock and him. In the official version everyone speaks German and the words are scripted to fit the "storyline".

It's most likely the same here. However the 24cm comment might suggest John have informed them he's 9.5" beforehand. Not the 14" (or whatever) he has been labelled with at different studios. Still an inch over his actual size but way close to truth.

Oh right so makes more sense as clearly John holmes is bigger in length and girth by some way like comparing Mandingo to rico strong today lol!

At least he was more honest I think he was before drug's he told his wife 10 inches and more realistic that he just went along with 13-14 to sell movies understandable really.
 
New one I found compilation is one at 26 mins onward's look's like the 1980's better quality as Holmes look's older and rougher but women is very hot and is like a modern huge cock porn scene aka her making a lot of noise to do with size also look's huge at end when between his leg's one of best to kind of show him almost fully hard.

https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/150217/painfully-yours/
 
You have to do an enhancement of the measuring instead.

The movie was made in Denmark but synchronised into German as Germany was the major market for Colour Climax Corporation (the company behind the scene).

I've once seen a movie with Bill the Bull where everyone spoke Danish except Bill. They talked very freely about his cock and him. In the official version everyone speaks German and the words are scripted to fit the "storyline".

It's most likely the same here. However the 24cm comment might suggest John have informed them he's 9.5" beforehand. Not the 14" (or whatever) he has been labelled with at different studios. Still an inch over his actual size but way close to truth.

One thing that made Holmes unique is what put the "Wadd" in his name. He could cover their faces with his load. A couple times he rubbed it in and those scenes are pretty hot.

I've seen dates get pretty fired up watching his stuff. I've also had girlfriends of room mates who spent a lot of time viewing my movies.....which I thought was outrageous (sneaking into my bedroom and watching my stash). I think more women are thrilled at viewing huge equipment than let on about their enthusiasm.
 
One thing that made Holmes unique is what put the "Wadd" in his name. He could cover their faces with his load. A couple times he rubbed it in and those scenes are pretty hot.

I've seen dates get pretty fired up watching his stuff. I've also had girlfriends of room mates who spent a lot of time viewing my movies.....which I thought was outrageous (sneaking into my bedroom and watching my stash). I think more women are thrilled at viewing huge equipment than let on about their enthusiasm.
I thought Wadd meant penis a big penis. Do you have any of his classic scenes be great to see unseen footage of him?
 
I thought Wadd meant penis a big penis. Do you have any of his classic scenes be great to see unseen footage of him?

I have some....on VHS. Blonde Fire had the best scene as I recall....for the load on the face. These can get you started: https://fr.spankbang.com/s/john+holmes/3/

https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=john+holmes

https://www.adultdvdmarketplace.com/dvd_view_41273.html

I sure hope that those that can afford it will support the makers when able. I know that I have done my part....and then some. My stash embarrasses me a bit. Just a wee bit.
 
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Wonder why ;)
Your just honest about it unlike most. Most say there not bothered to not upset there average sized partners but groups of women talk about it a lot and everyone wants to try one once. Admitelly John Holmes was freakishly well hung so that’s a bit different lol