The poster above is hung like a(n)...

[DiamondJoe]

Or a dick pic of his own

LOL

Well, with an avatar like yours on show I think I'll leave my piece to the imagination, thanks.

 

[Perfectsix]

LOL

Well, with an avatar like yours on show I think I'll leave my piece to the imagination, thanks.

Your choice obviously but it does beg the question as to what you’re ashamed of.
Anyway, this exchange is going off topic so I will guess you are hung like an AAA battery

 

[DiamondJoe]

Is hung like a raisin

 

[prepstudinsc]

@DiamondJoe is hung like a meme

 

[Mightymuscle1998]

Hung like a thick sausage

 

[deleted8734261]

Banana

 

[SeeTheDifference]

Like someone who sings deep bass in a barbershop quartet.

 

[hairypec]

Like a key @SeeTheDifference

 

[ItalianBD]

@hairypec like a porn actor!

 

[deleted1774761]

@ItalianBD like a college tease.

 

[Perfectsix]

@Mordecai_ is hung like a colossus

 

[Unknownuser19876]

@Perfectsix hung like a dill-pickle.

 

[deleted5339781]

Like a cat that laughs out loud?

 

[secretnudisthideout]

Like a penguin?

Nudist nude shaven man by nudistdays, on Flickr

 

[sevenxfive]

Like a '70's disco Lothario

 

[SeeTheDifference]

Like a battering ram

 

[HungCo]

Like a AA battery

 

[ItalianBD]

Like a horse!

 

[Twev]

@ItalianBD like a cucumber

 

[Cheap_grade]

Like a candy bar