THICK Dick:  Are You a Beer Can Man?

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TragicWhiteKnight: Word to the wide, I start off at about 5.5" around at the head and the first 4-5" inches of shaft - after that it's usually around 6" or above, and (due to a fairly recent development...or one that I've only just happened to bother measuring) anything from 6.5"-7" for the last three inches or so, depending on arousal levels (and tape-measure variables).

Despite that I'm not really a beer-can man. I am an alcoholic, though.
 
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allmanstud: shaft here is 6" around -the head MUCH bigger and uncut!- a big flair that often surprises people!- often trouble with deep oral- anyone else have that problem?
 

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That's a very common problem, allmanstud. Even when some mouths open wide enough, the throat just won't take such thickness. It's possible to keep forcing, even making the throat noticeable spread the neck as it goes down, but this happens only to the seasoned, experienced sucker. My info is not from personal experience, though. Few have ever had a problem talking all of me. :D
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ruscular: im looking forward to my senior years , cause then my chances of finding a woman with false teeth. Maybe then I could have oral sex!
 

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U know, I'm so not a hater. I'm very proud and humble. If anything have adapted to haters. I can be real w/o feeling guilty of being perceived as egotistic on here, so I shall. Im very attractive,(which took me long to recognize) Ive always gotten whom ever I want. Being picky, Ive still been w/close to 200. Thus including 3 escorts whom in a way, made me there booty call.(thus being, I didnt know there profession till high in sight; so whoms choice was it) either way, on my best day, I'm 6.5 around, and 8 out of ten times, it's a project getting in. On almost every chart, im in the 5% tile. A girl would have to sleep with 95 guys to find 1 equal or bigger. Now the biggest porn stars are shane and shorty mack. now this is thickest in porn. 7.5,& 8. I'm just playing the numbers, so if theres that many of you 7.5-8 or more out there, why arent you in porn, and why do I have to sleep with close to 200 wommen to only have 10 of them have thicker,(and not that much thicker), (An no; as cocky as I was, they would of loved to put me dwn as the few whom experienced thicker did, there 4 they werent lien) Point being, I find it very hard to believe these common measurements of 7-8.5. 70,000 members on visualizer and maybe 3 members at 7.5. Not being a hater, just playing the numbers. An of those that are true, theres got to be a way of income or sex w/beautiful women,(or men for those) out of it. Its got to be 1 out of a 100million to have a dick 8inches thick! Do the math!
 

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I remember seeing a video on YouTube of someone putting a standard sized condom onto a two-litre bottle of Coca-Cola. It didn't rip. Condoms tearing due to extreme girth are pure fantasy and a result of clumsy handling.
 
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Wow...

You must have invented a time machine!
 
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