Things Only Hairy Guys Understand

[HairyAFBro]

So over in the Sex with a Large Penis forum there's a thread about things only hung guys understand. Got me thinking might be fun to see what things only hairy dudes would understand.

Here's a few:
- Calculating how many buttons to leave open on shirt based on how much fur to show off
- And then noticing people glancing at my shirt collar when talking to them
- Itchy chest when it's super hot weather
- Takes longer to dry off after shower
- Feel like you stand out because you're the hairiest guy in the locker room/pool/beach
- Feeling of a partner grabbing onto the fur during sex

 

[dreambridger]

- having a partner with a hairy guy fetish continually licking your armpits no matter how many times you've told him to stop because it tickles too much.
- overheating easily, not being able to handle any temperature above 65F and sleeping on the couch because your partner/cuddle buddy is just too damn warm.
- having friends that call you "Austin Powers"

 

[aliuel]

So over in the Sex with a Large Penis forum there's a thread about things only hung guys understand. Got me thinking might be fun to see what things only hairy dudes would understand.

Here's a few:
- Calculating how many buttons to leave open on shirt based on how much fur to show off
- And then noticing people glancing at my shirt collar when talking to them
- Itchy chest when it's super hot weather
- Takes longer to dry off after shower
- Feel like you stand out because you're the hairiest guy in the locker room/pool/beach
- Feeling of a partner grabbing onto the fur during sex

Love this topic.

Re. ‘standing out.’ When I lived in Asia and went to the public swimming pool/beach I was usually the only guy with any chest hair at all. Got quite a few glances, I can tell you!

 

[BrooklynBear]

My friends used to call me Sasquatch because of my giant feet and the fact that I’m covered in fur

 

[PegBoy]

Don’t forget to be very careful with zippers. Especially if you are wearing a zipper shirt. So many times I’ve screamed when I get my chest hair stuck in my shirt.

 

[Edobsx]

Don’t know you guys but I was already quite hairy on my teens. Would receive comments about it which would make me uncomfortable. It’s even funny to think how that changed and that now I’m hairy and proud. I took so many people to bed because they were very into it.

 

[PegBoy]

Back in late 90s - 2010 I had a partner that hated body hair and would have me shave down a few times a week. He was older and I was in my 20s. He made me feel dirty and ashamed of it. Now I fully appreciate my body and my hair gets me so much more attention than I ever imagined. I love it.

 

[dazn12]

I don't know about anyone else, but I get so many more spots on my chest when my chest hair grows too thick (and yes I shower daily!)

 

[Topher the Gopher]

Wondering what people think of my hairy shoulders when I wear a tank top and not really caring if it's negative.

 

[1NiceRod]

-having to consider, “do I shave my back or not?”

 

[scratch]

Sorry to be gross, but for those of us who are blessed with a very hairy undercarriage, having a bidet at home is an absolute must. When you’re wiping peanut butter through carpet, vigilant attention to hygiene back there is always top of mind.

 

[PegBoy]

Sorry to be gross, but for those of us who are blessed with a very hairy undercarriage, having a bidet at home is an absolute must. When you’re wiping peanut butter through carpet, vigilant attention to hygiene back there is always top of mind.

Hand held shower heads with high pressure work well too.

 

[18chut]

This is all funny and true. As a hairy beast myself i struggled all my 20s going on vacation with my friends i knew i had to trim and shave my back shoulders and feet .. the only good compliments i had was “wow ur beard is so full” and i would respond yeah it comes with a price , a hairy back and ass haha

Also barely last year at 33 i was getting so many compliments and getting touched at a pool party, there was 3 guys that just kept playing with my back fur , it was very funny to me cause that was a first (obviously that led to other things

 

[18chut]

Also at one point i payed in full to get laser hair removal my full back , shoulders , half upper arm , feet , neckline , went a whole year once a month and .. guess what , it all grew back hahaha

 

[PegBoy]

Also at one point i payed in full to get laser hair removal my full back , shoulders , half upper arm , feet , neckline , went a whole year once a month and .. guess what , it all grew back hahaha

I was wondering about that. I do shave back. I don’t like how it’s patchy and not a good shape. But Im a strawberry blonde and always heard laser didn’t work on light hair.
Now I have daily stubble from weekend shaving. Lol.

 

[Squirrel1]

I was wondering about that. I do shave back. I don’t like how it’s patchy and not a good shape. But Im a strawberry blonde and always heard laser didn’t work on light hair.
Now I have daily stubble from weekend shaving. Lol.

Yeah, my wife told me that lasering won’t work on blonde, grey or white hair. She’s done my back a couple times(dark hair) and I’m sure it’s all grown back.

 

[HairyAFBro]

Don’t know you guys but I was already quite hairy on my teens. Would receive comments about it which would make me uncomfortable. It’s even funny to think how that changed and that now I’m hairy and proud. I took so many people to bed because they were very into it.

Yup, was the same for me!

 

[Pedritohola26]

If you are uncircumcised, once the dick soft in your pant. There's possible chance that your dick will take the hair inside, In Thailand we call it "Mangkon gin Mhee" meaning the dragon is eating noodle.

 

[Fichdi]

Having the deoderant dry in your chest hair, and then moving your arm the wrong way. Sudden twinge of pain.

 

[Edobsx]

Dry “Deodorant”… right…