Things Only Hairy Guys Understand

[BrooklynBear]

Sorry to be gross, but for those of us who are blessed with a very hairy undercarriage, having a bidet at home is an absolute must. When you’re wiping peanut butter through carpet, vigilant attention to hygiene back there is always top of mind.

Bidet is the way

 

[HairyAFBro]

When someone is trying to lick your nipples, they gotta work their tongue through hair first.
Then after a little while they stop to cough cause they got a chest hair in the back of their throat

 

[RammingGull]

If you are uncircumcised, once the dick soft in your pant. There's possible chance that your dick will take the hair inside, In Thailand we call it "Mangkon gin Mhee" meaning the dragon is eating noodle.

man, happens to me quite a lot because I dont trim down there!

 

[lovelostagain]

Late night jack off sessions: it's a not simple wipe to clean up, so you either have to drag yourself out of bed to clean up properly even though you're on the brink of passing out, or committing to waking up with matted fur

 

[BrooklynBear]

Late night jack off sessions: it's a not simple wipe to clean up, so you either have to drag yourself out of bed to clean up properly even though you're on the brink of passing out, or committing to waking up with matted fur

Toooooo many times

 

[bonerjams03]

Nobody has mentioned band-aids yet

 

[HairyAFBro]

Nobody has mentioned band-aids yet

Yea band aids hurt like hell

 

[18chut]

I have a better one, getting a EKG with full hairy chest .. and just laughing taking off the stickers nurse saying sorry sorry

 

[BrooklynBear]

I have a better one, getting a EKG with full hairy chest .. and just laughing taking off the stickers nurse saying sorry sorry

Last week

 

[hung_8x6]

I have a better one, getting a EKG with full hairy chest .. and just laughing taking off the stickers nurse saying sorry sorry

Just had my first EKG a few days ago. The nurse said she might have to shave my chest. Fortunately she didn't have to, and the removal wasn't as painful as I thought it would be.

 

[Fichdi]

Just had my first EKG a few days ago. The nurse said she might have to shave my chest. Fortunately she didn't have to, and the removal wasn't as painful as I thought it would be.

I had to have patches shaved off. Fucking itched growing back in.

 

[BrooklynBear]

I had to have patches shaved off. Fucking itched growing back in.

They have new stickers now that are much less painful. Been having them for a few years now.

 

[Will444]

When someone is trying to lick your nipples, they gotta work their tongue through hair first.
Then after a little while they stop to cough cause they got a chest hair in the back of their throat

And that’s a problem?

 

[HairyAFBro]

LOL it's a good problem to have!

And that’s a problem?

 

[Hairychested85]

When reading your chest hair tickles your chin

 

[Totalshave]

When reading your chest hair tickles your chin

I've wondered what's cooler... feeling your chest hair rubbing on your chin or feeling your beard bushing though your chest hair?

 

[PegBoy]

I've wondered what's cooler... feeling your chest hair rubbing on your chin or feeling your beard bushing though your chest hair?

lol doing that now while reading this.

 

[HairyAFBro]

When reading your chest hair tickles your chin

Ha didn't think of that but totally true

 

[Uncutsouthernboy]

man, happens to me quite a lot because I dont trim down there!

Mine will sometimes grab my leg hair too.

 

[adude688]

OMG! That is so on point