True Or False

[lapdog2001]

Not true anymore as I recently tossed it (no value) but I used to have one of these:

You have an original Mac that still works (bonus for an Apple II computer!)

 

[Swimsalot]

Not true anymore as I recently tossed it (no value) but I used to have one of these:

You have an original Mac that still works (bonus for an Apple II computer!)

False

You are keeping an old computer becuase it still has porn in it

 

[Draconis71]

False

You are keeping an old computer becuase it still has porn in it

False (lies!!!)
You're just getting sick of it all... The nastiness... the lies, the corruption...

 

[Kudo]

True (Stop this planet; I need to get off )

You sleep with your lights on or the TV on throughout the night.

 

[lapdog2001]

False

You've woken in the middle of the night, and forgotten where you are?

 

[shephusky]

True, a long time ago


You have been rejected because your cock was too big

 

[Swimsalot]

True, a long time ago


You have been rejected because your cock was too big

False never flat out rejected but told to big to do anal and had to stop and settle for a handjob or a blowjob.

Ever DVP’d a girl?

 

[halcyondays]

False

You have received an ambush blow job ie out of the blue with no warning

 

[lapdog2001]

True. My girlfriend was leaving for work (I had the day off) and I was in my robe at the door saying goodbye. I mentioned that I had hoped to fuck her earlier, and she then dropped to a squat, parted my robe and started sucking me. Only for a minute, with the promise it would continue once she got home later. (it did)

You've had a person you've never met before come up to you and ask you to fuck them?

 

[Kudo]

True. A couple of drunk guys in a bar and a drunk girl in a club I also had a guy staring at my cock while I was pissing and asked me if he could sit on it

You've had a person blow you in a public place?

 

[lapdog2001]

True, at a rest area along a highway. We were in a car, parked away from other cars, but it was still broad daylight!

You've had backseat sex (bonus for front seat sex) in a parked car in daylight?

 

[Kudo]

True. Twice and front seat

Hard and fast, or slow and sensual?

 

[lapdog2001]

True (to both)

You start slow and sensual and finish hard and fast?

 

[shephusky]

Depends on the day but mostly true


You've had sex with more than 3 people in the first 9 days of 2024

 

[Swimsalot]

Depends on the day but mostly true


You've had sex with more than 3 people in the first 9 days of 2024

True…more like 6

You ever slept with someone who the sex was so bad you just fell asleep

 

[shephusky]

Yes, but I just left


You've been fired from a job

 

[Kudo]

False

You had a crush on a coworker.

 

[lapdog2001]

Yes, many times! I've been fortunate enough to work with some beautiful women over the decades!

You've had a crush on a co-worker and ended up dating them?

 

[shephusky]

True

You've been invited to cheat on significant other but didn't

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

False

You had a crush on a coworker.

Yup. Recently before winter started.
You Secretly lust after some of the food vendors.